George Romero's passing, while very sad, saw Asia Argento show up in my feed and remind me she has the greatest natural tits of all time.
Do you think her tits get scared and look real good because her dad might punish them for wasting time on set?
Maybe one of her tits is really dominant and bosses her twin sister around, like real scary sibling bullying, and that's actually the secret of their success as famous great natural tits.
They both know that Dario Argento is the one who would actually punish them, but the cruel bossy tit tries to intercept that power before it ever gets unleashed, and screams insults at the poor quiet beta cuck tit.
That's how the totem pole of power works in a lot of cases. The world isn't all flowery and fair and egalitarian like some people want it to be. If you're a great film maker and you've only got 3 weeks to finish principal photography on Dracula 3D you can't wait around for tits to get their shit together and look good. They have to be professional tits already otherwise you'll run into a situation where Dario Argento is screaming at the tits, ''OHH GOOOD FOR YOU, FOR FUCKS SAKE, A FUCKING ANSWER, WHAT DONT YOU GET ABOUT IT?" like Christian Bale on the set of Terminator Salvation.
Probably both the great natural tits fear that so much, that they've transformed it into a dynamic only between the two of them, and Dario Argento hasn't yelled at them for 20 years, but : that's only because one of the tits pretends to be a ruthless alpha and calls other other tit worthless, and nobody will ever marry her, and why is your hair always still wet in the morning can't your family afford electricity?
And the other tit is relegated to that role, and is a real beta cuck titty, and is so scared that it works together so that they both look beautiful whenever it's time to Roll Film.
This all occurred to me very recently, but I think it's extraordinarily likely. In truth the world may never know.
Until the submissive, poor shy titty writes a tell-all autobiography probably called "Living in Suspiria: My True Story of Behind the Scenes and How it was Different" which sets the record straight but is largely ignored like Eminem's mom's book where she cleared her name in the hip hop community
It's just weird in this case because Marshall Mathers bullied his mom UPWARDS the totem pole, not filmed his daughter Hailey's natural tits for another witch movie
But we're all adults here I'm sure you know what I mean
Re: Post who you are currently infapuated with
Posted: Fri Sep 08, 2017 4:52 pm
by doomeddisciple
I think another part is she looks like Belladonna with better weird twin yelling relationship tits.