Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
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Lol, outsourced.
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My boss started singing Champagne Supernova today. I asked him if he had read Glamorama.
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There’s a phone in a guys locker in the brake room that will go off and play five sounds at once like three alarm noises farm animals sounds and explosions. It will ring for ten minutes.
I caught the kid and told him.
“It can’t be me because my phone is on do not disturb”
“——okay, your alarm is set to make a whole bunch of noises at once?”
“Yeah”
“Okay it’s your phone then”
“I don’t think so”
I caught the kid and told him.
“It can’t be me because my phone is on do not disturb”
“——okay, your alarm is set to make a whole bunch of noises at once?”
“Yeah”
“Okay it’s your phone then”
“I don’t think so”
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I never have dumb things to hear anymore because I work with only 4 people and they're all reasonable adults.
But I'm we're in a co-working space type of thing, and a new company moved in in the room next door. It's just one guy, and he's usually playing ac/dc or aerosmith, at a low level, but still through speakers, at the co-working space.
Anyways I was here kind of late and everyone else was gone but him and he starts BLASTING fucking black hole sun won't you come. And his wife shows up and I can hear her kind of whispering to him to turn it down, he's bothering everyone. And he says There's no one here, IT'S A GOOD SONG. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Next song was GOO GOO DOLLS NAME
I went home before I could find out what was next.
But I'm we're in a co-working space type of thing, and a new company moved in in the room next door. It's just one guy, and he's usually playing ac/dc or aerosmith, at a low level, but still through speakers, at the co-working space.
Anyways I was here kind of late and everyone else was gone but him and he starts BLASTING fucking black hole sun won't you come. And his wife shows up and I can hear her kind of whispering to him to turn it down, he's bothering everyone. And he says There's no one here, IT'S A GOOD SONG. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
Next song was GOO GOO DOLLS NAME
I went home before I could find out what was next.
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You were looking forward to that day.
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It's like teh audio abom thread, but in real life
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The next time that happens you should crank up some Brainbombs, some of their stuff where you can easily understand the lyrics. He’d probably enjoy the music until the singing kicks in.
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That reminds me I was in a cab a few months ago and the driver was cranking the Superunknown album. I’m not saying I don’t like hearing “Mail Man” at high volumes. Just seemed rather obnoxious.
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“So I woke up and my phone was at 13% then it went down to 9% then I charged it in my car and it went up to 18% then went down to 5% and now I was able to charge it up to 22%. All because I forgot to charge it last night!!”
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A woman at work is a recovering drug addict so she lives in a halfway house with 15 other girls. They want to kick her out for leaving the toilet seat ..... down????
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“You should cut your hair to look more presentable”
Said by person with a tattoo on their hand that reads “bad luck”.
Said by person with a tattoo on their hand that reads “bad luck”.
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There's a lady who absolutely will not use a cuss word, ever. In fact, she constantly replaces "Oh, shit!" with "Oh, sugar!" It's taking years off of my life.
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Site director is playing acoustic guitar in his office and singing in a neo folk/ soul voice.
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Being told the day before my week end that our days off are being changed.
Being called on my day off to be told that the last minute change that I had no choice but to agree to had been postponed and the day off I thought I had was now a work day again.
Being called on my day off to be told that the last minute change that I had no choice but to agree to had been postponed and the day off I thought I had was now a work day again.
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Why do you people always call at dinner time?
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I was actually about to get drunk before they called me
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Someone stole my Contigo mug.
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Holiday bonuses won't be coming until February
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Some chic was slouching real bad and had her legs wide with her feet hanging out in the walking path. I was tempted to tell her she was man spreading but didn’t think that would have gone over too well.
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Do you want to eat her asshole?
Maybe she can move in with you and you can use her poop chute for rent.
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Do you want to eat her asshole?
Maybe she can move in with you and you can use her poop chute for rent.
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Would you eat her asshole?
Have her move in with you and she can give you head on command.
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