Re: Dumb things I've heard at work: The Thread
Posted: Sat Dec 08, 2012 7:11 am
"Do you have one of them sophisticated phones?"
Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
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Pisscubes wrote:I swear, so many of these doctors have absolutely no respect for anyone that didn't go to medical school. If you're job involves anything that doesn't involve medical train, some of these dudes have NO idea why you would ever get paid.Rosary_Butt_Beads wrote:Hahaha Bob is a fucking scumbag.
While I've done some freelance stuff for some awesome doctors who paid well (80th birthday parties and shit), I've also been asked more than once to do things like film a fucking wedding for free.
Pisscubes wrote:As I have done at least a few times now because this is something of a pattern I said something to the effect of [guy was an anesthesiologist], "Hey-- my old man needs knee surgery again. You going to put him under for free? Bring your own anesthesia too?"
Confused look until I explain that, yes, it's JUST like asking you to do something that you get paid for, but for free.
Because they just don't get it.
Pisscubes wrote:They do.Wang Mandu wrote:I hope the doctors' wives are sleeping around.
I smell a Maury episodeSmegma wrote:the following is a transcript from a report written by a cop. punctuation left intact.
Abigail’s mother, Courtney, told me that Abigail is always lying. Courtney said that Abigail has accused people of raping her in the past. It was later determined, Abigail was lying. Courtney said Abigail will have sex with anybody, that will have sex with her. Courtney said that Abigail will shove anything inside her, that she can. Courtney said that Abigail has also had sex with the family dog. Courtney said she took the dog to the vet, a short time ago, because there was a problem with the dogs balls balls balls. The veterinarian asked Courtney, if she had been jacking the dog off. Courtney told the veterinarian no. It was then determined, Abigail had been having sex, with the dog.
Hope they remembered to pre-nup it upF. Murray Sandyclam wrote:These are the kinds of people who need TWO psychiatrists on the payroll just to keep the angst at a manageable level.
The next time one of these golden douches asks you to do something for free...maybe go ahead and do it but insert random frames of car crashes, abortions and gay rape into the film...going by so quickly they never even notice...
"I feel incredibly nauseous when I watch our wedding video...but I just don't know why! Maybe it's time to get that third psychiatrist..."
And...divorce. Revenge of Evilcubes.
Hmmm, let's see, asshole A(person I was talking to) asks about 15-20 different questions: that's about 1-2 minutes to properly look up and disseminate answers back to the person, I think that's pretty darn efficient without cutting corners.....Asshole B (necrophallic fucktard) makes his worthless uninformed opinion as usual ....You're a fucking idiot.Necrophilic Mallard wrote:20 minutes is also completely unacceptable, you incompetent fuck
Over the weekend I witnessed a young man try to convince a bouncer that he wasn't drunk because he just graduated from medical school.Pisscubes wrote:I laughed at first-- that uncomfortable, "Obviously you're joking" laughter.hipster holocaust wrote:Hey could you film the most important day of our lives and the most priceless film in our future video collection for free?
Tell me they were surprised or even insulted after you declined. Fucking douchebags.
Dude laughed just as nervously and then persisted.
As I have done at least a few times now because this is something of a pattern I said something to the effect of [guy was an anesthesiologist], "Hey-- my old man needs knee surgery again. You going to put him under for free? Bring your own anesthesia too?"
Confused look until I explain that, yes, it's JUST like asking you to do something that you get paid for, but for free.
Because they just don't get it.
Subject: ftp no bueno
Hi T,
I can't get into my work computer via this link. I only see a list of directories and files? help please.
thanks!
-a
Subject: VPN no bueno too
FYI - when I go to http://www.website.net I am re-directed to website login.
-----Original Message-----
From: T [mailto:t@website.com]
Sent: Monday, August 27, 2012 1:43 PM
To: A
Subject: Fwd: FTP and VPN info
vpn info
address: http://www.website.net
user: a
domain: b
Password: same as your work computer
detailed instructions
http://www.windows7hacker.com/index.php ... vpn-connec
tion-in-windows-7/