Another "Make Up Stupid Band Names" thread

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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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Dent The Genius
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Pregnant Truck
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Deontological Perspicacity
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Kum Kwik
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The Trumps
Masturbation Age
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Foot Foot wrote: Thu Feb 09, 2023 11:34 am Trutal Bruth
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samiam wrote: Sun Apr 21, 2024 6:05 pm Most of my favorite bands are mexican, like cephalic carnage
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kevin hash wrote: Tue Feb 01, 2022 8:38 am Pregnant Truck
Absolutely excellent
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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I sometimes think about this made-up band, who are like an old 2008-2013 pitchfork darling post-hardcore metal hipster thing called

D A D S


Lkke their self-titled would have a black and white photo for a cover, kinda blurry of a guy in sneakers jumping onstage and big white letters saying D A D S
livid dealer wrote: Sat Jun 12, 2010 2:31 am DIO NEVER JUMPED ON WHAT WAS POPULAR (THE PROVERBIAL BANDWAGON)

AND DIO DIDNT FUCK GUYS
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Didactic Assholes Doin’ Shit
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Cognitive Derponance
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John Grumplyn and the Knee Grows

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Dung Beatles

Herman’s Hermans II

Ants in Pants

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