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why would you put a television next to her clit?
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I would love you for ever. Could you castrate that fucker ^^^^ while you're at it?LolaFaun wrote:What if I tied Mari up with one leg suspended off of the ground and placed a hitachi against her newly created clit? Is that "girl gay"?
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Is hitachi gay talking for something? Or are you going to put a TV into his mangina?LolaFaun wrote:What if I tied Mari up with one leg suspended off of the ground and placed a hitachi against her newly created clit? Is that "girl gay"?
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I misread "hitachi" as "hibachi" and wondered what sort of fetish enjoys having Japanese grills near their genitals...Mari_Mar wrote:I would love you for ever. Could you castrate that fucker ^^^^ while you're at it?LolaFaun wrote:What if I tied Mari up with one leg suspended off of the ground and placed a hitachi against her newly created clit? Is that "girl gay"?
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BUSTED!Krieg wrote:Is hitachi gay talking for something? Or are you going to put a TV into her mangina?LolaFaun wrote:What if I tied Mari up with one leg suspended off of the ground and placed a hitachi against her newly created clit? Is that "girl gay"?
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multiple replies later and still no evidence with which to work.
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i heard you like teevee dawg so we put a teevee in your vaginasoiled depends wrote:why would you put a television next to her clit?
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Sorry. Hitachi is shorthand for Hitachi Magic Wand.
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I'll say yes just you xasthur fans stop trying to tit fuck him long enough so he can finish writing the new Cretin album.
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Marry me.... While my birth certificate still reads "male".LolaFaun wrote:Sorry. Hitachi is shorthand for Hitachi Magic Wand.
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Ass clown.blastocystosis wrote:I'll say yes just you xasthur fans stop trying to tit fuck him long enough so he can finish writing the new Cretin album.
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So, they are going to change your birth certificate when you chop your penis.Mari_Mar wrote:Marry me.... While my birth certificate still reads "male".LolaFaun wrote:Sorry. Hitachi is shorthand for Hitachi Magic Wand.
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Mari_Mar wrote:Marry me.... While my birth certificate still reads "male".LolaFaun wrote:Sorry. Hitachi is shorthand for Hitachi Magic Wand.
Awww shucks. Heh heh.
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Nice rank.LolaFaun wrote:Mari_Mar wrote:
Marry me.... While my birth certificate still reads "male".
Awww shucks. Heh heh.
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Yeah, I noticed that yesterday.
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As long as your hitachi works...LolaFaun wrote:Yeah, I noticed that yesterday.
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Something tells me that robbers break into your room and "force" you to fuck them quite often.
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it was an example for the sake of science. i have never had sex with a man but i've never met one with tits both round and hairless as mari's, and the promise of tits can convince me to do a LOT of things i wouldn't normally do, so who knows... the future's really wide open...
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And here I thought you were looking for a quick way to increase the size of your chest.riley-o wrote:it was an example for the sake of science. i have never had sex with a man but i've never met one with tits both round and hairless as mari's, and the promise of tits can convince me to do a LOT of things i wouldn't normally do, so who knows... the future's really wide open...
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my next thread will be to ask if titfucking yourself is gay
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riley-o wrote:my next thread will be to ask if titfucking yourself is gay
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FINAL JUDGMENT: Not gay, IF, in the context of a threesome with a real girl (genetic girl, if you're gonna be shitty about it). For example, boning Lola and finishing with a tit fuck/cumshot on Marissa: not gay. A double blowjob, however: kinda gay. Buttfucking Marissa and jizzing on Lola is right out.
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what you don't get the final judgment. you're an asshole.monsterod wrote:FINAL JUDGMENT: Not gay, IF, in the context of a threesome with a real girl (genetic girl, if you're gonna be shitty about it). For example, boning Lola and finishing with a tit fuck/cumshot on Marissa: not gay. A double blowjob, however: kinda gay. Buttfucking Marissa and jizzing on Lola is right out.
i think, personally, if i looked only at the tits, made sure my jizz came in from the side so it only hit knockers and maybe an arm and some sheets, i wiped off the jizz after with a towel so mari didn't secretly eat any of it "to carry a part of you around all day", and then i ran out of there, i'd be able to convince myself that i was still 100% hetero.
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