Move along Paulo's boss. Nothing to see here.
http://www.reeelapse.com/
Actually we need your fat clit to make it work...Teufel wrote:He said he wants to blow you while Mari sodomizes you. I totally think you should do it. Win-win.riley-o wrote:This post was made by the awesome Assassin who is currently on your ignore list. Display this post.
So your girl has an ugly face...Pisscubes wrote:
Do aesthetics mean nothing to you?
How do you titty fuck all the broads you've been with? You're 4'9 right?IBringNothingToTheTable wrote:
I'm just trying to argue with everyone...Pisscubes wrote:Huh?the awesome Assassin wrote:So your girl has an ugly face...Pisscubes wrote:
Do aesthetics mean nothing to you?
I'll video tape and sell it online so other Reeelapse board members can jack off and masturbate to your gay antics, but they have to PAY!the awesome Assassin wrote:Actually we need your fat clit to make it work...
Teufel wrote:It would be much more tolerable reading your whining bullshit if you could just be okay with being a gay dude. You suck cock, very innovative and exciting, we get it. But no, you're not happy just letting dudes use your butthole for a sexual punching bag, you have to take it to the extreme and be as in-your-face about it as possible. "I'm not just gay... I'm a real woman!" No, you're not, Pinocchio.Mari_Mar wrote:Wow... Falling back on insulting looks huh? You running out of insults already? How long before you start flinging your poo, monkey?
Some of the guys on this board are supportive, most of whom would gladly blow you but won't admit because they're closet fags and feel "It's not gay if he has boobs." Your gimmick is funny "I'm a shedude in a grind band." Very cute, but the fact remains, you're a fucking retard and your demands for attention are pathetic. At least when I go to sleep at night, I don't go to sleep thinking my life can't possibly be complete unless I convert my cock into velvet cocoon.
dude that was between us guysMolester Stallone wrote:Is jerking off thinking about tit-fucking Mari-Mar make you gay?
A friend of mine wants to know...
the awesome Assassin wrote:How do you titty fuck all the broads you've been with? You're 4'9 right?IBringNothingToTheTable wrote:
Have you seen his sandiwches? Of course aesthetics mean nothing to him...Pisscubes wrote:Do aesthetics mean nothing to you?the awesome Assassin wrote:It's not a porno... It's fucking sex!!! Jerking, blowing, intercourse, anal... I rather have her jerk me off, while I play with her clit and I lick her tits... Titty fucking!? Why?riley-o wrote:you're dead to me.the awesome Assassin wrote:Who titty fucks anyway?
You're slipping fast, man. You're slipping.riley-o wrote:hey check out my awesome ten page thread
Yes. Exactly.frost wrote:is this some kind of weird fetish unearthed by his lack of pecs?
eh, i'm still better than skycladDeleted Account wrote:You're slipping fast, man. You're slipping.riley-o wrote:hey check out my awesome ten page thread
good job man.riley-o wrote:hey check out my awesome ten page thread
This totally made me think ofThePhillyExperiment wrote:This should be made into a Gay Highlander. At the end of the movie it won't be two dudes fighting with swords on top of a warehouse, it will be 2 truckers at a truck stop trying to unbutton each others' pants.hard paranormal dong wrote:i think maybe in a regular situation this could be considered gay, however in the sense of being a fan of cretin im pretty sure its fine. i mean i like cretin but not enough to bone any of them. if this was judas priest though and i had to take it full force from rob. no fucking problem. like my asshole could take the most severe beating it will ever know from him but since hes in the best band ever and my friends would be like "yeah dude, i mean thats pretty gay but it HAD to happen" its actually the straightest thing a man could ever do.
also riley, do you remember my working theory that if you bone a guy it takes his hetero away and adds it to yours? ie: you are a straight man, whos only had hetero sex, you are a 1 on the sexuality scale. once you do a dude you take his 1 and add it to yours. now hes at zero and is therefor gay. once he does a guy hell get his one back. so in a sense, if you came on a dude after fucking its tits, you took one of his heteros. now unless hes boned alot of dudes and saved up his heteros, hes fine, otherwise thats a gay dude now. until he bones another dude, of course.
His chest is pretty flat. He needs to work on his pecs IMHOdoubleblumpkin wrote:Is tit fucking Riley's chiseled poetry engraved chest gay?
And would it make him gay if I did it?doubleblumpkin wrote:Is tit fucking Riley's chiseled poetry engraved chest gay?
Pisscubes wrote:LolaFaun wrote:Pisscubes wrote:Dude. Gay is sexually transmitted. So, even if you're straight... you can "catch the gay". EVERYONE knows that.takeasneededforpain wrote:Were you gay before you started?
IF NO:
The answer would be no.
IF YES
The answer would be yes.
I don't see why that's such a difficult question.
Yeah, I hear the first symptom is the need to shave off all your pubic hair.
