Post something positive that happened today

[Black Jacques]

Got my forehead. And belly.

Update, 'cause I know Krudmonk cares.

We had a little girl - 6 weeks old now. She's got giant fuckin mitts so quite obviously she's going to be an athlete.

[Chad]

hey, that's awesome. most youngs look like aliens...she's actually cute. very happy for you

cheers

[Black Jacques]

Thanks Chad!

[Chad]

this is the kind of decent, uplifting thing the board needs.

what's her name?

in all seriousness, killer fucking news

all best wishes to you, the mother, and that cute kid

[Toilet Fleet]

got a pastrami sandwich from a very jvwish deli nearby...............

and potato salad...............

[Necrometer]

big congrats BJS!!!

and TF!!!

[Toilet Fleet]

bj's kid is kyoooooooooooot holy shit, that's what i get for turning off img when i'm logged in

[riley-o]

Is this where we should discuss whether or not you'll be circumcising her.. ?

[Black Jacques]

No-one is touching this lady down there until she's 18 and allows it herself.

Unless you're the poor asshole in charge of cleaning the magnificent amount of diarrhea from every nook and cranny.

[Cascade Whore]

Congratulations black!


http://thinkprogress.org/climate/2016/0 ... ng-report/

[Black Jacques]

Here's an SPE paper for you dude. A guide you should find useful if this is something you're truly interested in. Read it and learn it if you want to come across as something less than a buffoon to people who actually understand the technology.

https://fracfocus.org/sites/default/fil ... ng_101.pdf

[Cascade Whore]

Ha! So anything that goes against your narrative is "buffoonery". Why don't you dispel the points in the article. I would never ever believe the fracking Industry would down play any environmental risk caused by it! Shut the fuck up.

[hipster holocaust]

Update, 'cause I know Krudmonk cares.

We had a little girl - 6 weeks old now. She's got giant fuckin mitts so quite obviously she's going to be an athlete.

Congrats bud

[Black Jacques]

Thanks man. Gonna take another week off and smoosh her fuzzy little head into my cheek every day for 17 hours.

[Toilet Fleet]

yoyu seem like you're the type to be an awesome dad such that she'll still call you daddy when she's 30 and has kids ovv her own because in her eyes youre still like the best dude she ever met

and don't panic! the urge to nibble on their face toes and fingers is 100% normal or so my wife and other kidhaving friends tell me

[hipster holocaust]

Got officially engaged yesterday

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Wormholegenerator]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[hipster holocaust]

[Erik13]

Congrats Jaque and Johnny!

[copstache]

aww, cute baby. congrats duders

[Toilet Fleet]

our company apparently hasn't paid year-end bonuses in a few years, dating back prior to my coming aboard

last week, got a 3% performance bonus; today, on top of that, another company-wide 9% bonus

also they're making me cash out over two weeks of vacation time i haven't used for two years so that's basically another 4%, which is arguably positive but also arguably kind of a dick move? in a sense

net net of all that is that i'm buying some new jeans

[hipster holocaust]

9% is fucking retarded dude, that rules

Post your jeans

[Toilet Fleet]

last time i did that some german guy made fun of me for wearing boot cut

i mean i don't wear boot cut jeans anymore but still

[Necrometer]

is that just because brooks brothers only sells pleated straight-leg?

[Toilet Fleet]

you motherfucker

but seriously i wear 514s because i have premature grandpa balls that necessitate it