Post something positive that happened today

[hipster holocaust]

Do you dress preppy even when working from home?

[Toilet Fleet]

to be honest i haven't dReSsEd Up for work since 2014, but do you count plain dark polo shirts as preppy? because that's my personal uniform now

[hipster holocaust]

For me it is. Keep on staying classy.

[Geeheeb]

A PREPPY ON MY FORUM???!?

[Toilet Fleet]

in aggregate, i have played approximately 12 and a half hours of d-beats while wearing a polo shirt; y'all nerds can't touch me

[Erik13]

net net of all that is that i'm buying some new jeans

Wal-Mart has some nice jeans for $9.96. I wear them at work.

[hipster holocaust]

net net of all that is that i'm buying some new jeans

Wal-Mart has some nice jeans for $9.96. I wear them at work.

Do you wash them or prefer your skin to bathe in the dried sweat and tears of little kids?

[hipster holocaust]

Yes. I had such a promising career of fucking dumb, shallow, and entitled bitches ahead of me.

[Black Jacques]

Fixed 3 pair of jeans a couple weeks ago with a few $2 patches from Safeway.

Gonna get 5 more years out of these sluts



Hardly even tell

[Cascade Whore]

Got officially engaged yesterday

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

She's beautiful man!

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[hipster holocaust]

Thanks dudes. You're both coming to the wedding in 10 years when we save up enough for it.

[Cascade Whore]

Thanks dudes. You're both coming to the wedding in 10 years when we save up enough for it.

I can afford to fly myself out, I've got a rich friend

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[hipster holocaust]

We'll see. Right now her number one pick for the wedding is an amusement park

[takeasneededforpain]

I FINALLY had the moment of clarity I needed to accept that I cannot work at this place anymore.
It's been a long time coming, but I need to move on.

[Chad]

cheers dude...taking a plunge is usually better than not

[The Bill]

Good job

No, it wasn't. That's why he quit.

[Chad]

[hipster holocaust]

Good job

No, it wasn't. That's why he quit.

[The Bill]

[Toilet Fleet]

We'll see. Right now her number one pick for the wedding is an amusement park

wait, which one

can i go

[The Bill]

We'll see. Right now her number one pick for the wedding is an amusement park

wait, which one

can i go

If it's Disney World I'll be living it up in this lap of class and fine taste come August.



Hakuna Matata, nigga!

[hipster holocaust]

We'll see...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

http://www.knoebels.com/

[Eight Bit Alien]

I just wrote three stupid, long self-serving paragraphs here and realized I couldn't shorten the story into a barebones version, because it's a dumb fucking story that isn't really interesting or funny at all.

Leaving this text here to punish myself in lieu of just closing the tab.

[The Real MPD]

just discovered a bit of burger sitting in my beard for the last hour.

delicious...

[Cascade Whore]

We'll see. Right now her number one pick for the wedding is an amusement park

wait, which one

can i go

If it's Disney World I'll be living it up in this lap of class and fine taste come August.



Hakuna Matata, nigga!

looks like a five headed giraffe
"The Thing III, Safari shapeshifter" coming 2017