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After wearing a tuxedo in July Florida weather, I'd rock any kind of shorts at a wedding, too. Fuck wearing a suit on brutally hot day.

dress [clap emoji] shorts [clap emoji] aren't [clap emoji] a [clap emoji] thing [clap emoji]

if anybody calls bermuda shorts (which is what they are) "dress shorts" that means a.) they're a native of like the six legit tropical islands where bermuda shorts can be used to complete a formal suit or b.) they're fucking dullards

riley-o wrote:Dress shorts haahhahahahahahahahhaha

Aaaaaaahahahahahahhaha

It's like when a cop wearing shorts pulls you over... You call him a queer and go on with your day...

These is them:

http://www.kohls.com/product/prd-225649 ... olor=Black

Clearance has been granted by the bridezilla & groom, so what you think matters not a whit.

Stop stop you're killing me

Grown men wearing shorts is nature's way of laughing.

hipster holocaust wrote:Grown men wearing shorts is nature's way of laughing.

What?!

I don't know about outside of New York but Kohls is like one stop shopping for Hindus. I think they think that place is high end at good values. But, yeah, I'd love to see the complete Ed Grimley summer collection you'll be wearing.

In college I worked at Kohls in the burbs and don't remember too many hindus. Just tons of white trash.

Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us

riley-o wrote:Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us

I, too, would love to see toxi in his chubbies

hipster holocaust wrote:http://www.dazeddigital.com/artsandcult ... r-genitals

what a shit show this planet is

full disclosure: I'm just jealous I wasn't there when her cunt petting zoo was operational

Me too. Not really my type, and she seems like she would be the worst person in the world to be stuck in a room with, but she fine...

i dont think (at least i hope) anyone is bashing shorts here, but fucking dress shorts??

riley-o wrote:Toxi PLEASE post a pic of your wedding outfit for us

I won't, but I can guaran-damn-tee it'll be showing up on the Facebooks soon after the nuptuals, unless I'm quick enough to avoid the photogs.

postaddiction wrote:full disclosure: I'm just jealous I wasn't there when her cunt petting zoo was operational

I'd wager that pussy was Sahara dry from all the fucking yahoos ineptly groping on it

I wonder how many dudes tried to slip a finger in, and what her reaction to that sort of transgression would be

I wonder if she fashioned some clever device to prevent certain attempts to finger her butthole by sly fingerblasters

Sometimes when I'm looking at preraphaelite paintings, and things like that, I think about nowadays, and feel really Hitler for a while

Artist arrested for doing something culturally normative for 21st century New York if you're a giant faggot after everything was deconstructed

I like almost all nowadays art though I'm just being fully Chad, I'm sorry, I'm not an educated person. I was home schooled.