I just joined one of those online dating sites...

[Necrometer]

either trying to hit on me,

you'll never delete it

[the motherfucking d-i-e]

either trying to hit on me,

you'll never delete it

oh yeah, i mean the lure of "hey baby you looking to hook up" is really too great. it's really flattering when ugly people hit on you....

[Tony Twist]

My buddy is marrying some chick he met off of PlentyOfFish only a few months ago. He's dumb though. He's 29, she's 36. I questioned him proposing and he tells me "but yeah, you gotta understand that her biological clock is ticking". Hahahaha. Whatever.

[Necrometer]

"oh you say you like whisky can you name 5 GOOD single malts?"

[Necrophilic Mallard]

just take what you can get

is that what you did?

nah, I'm just kiddin, you're all right.

[Geeheeb]

I just went to plentyoffish and right away on the localized ip search results I saw a dude I went to college with: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4839101.htm

EDIT: It won't let me look at his profile anymore, but I see another profile with his pic on the same page WTF MATT?

[chris narcosis]

I just went to plentyoffish and right away on the localized ip search results I saw a dude I went to college with: http://www.plentyoffish.com/member4839101.htm

His tastes seem rather exotic.

[Geeheeb]

Yeah its the midwest man.

[Jesus H Dump]

I guarantee you her snatch is an unkempt mess.

I think Deez is onto something here. Couldn't agree more.

[rape bear]

or argue with me

My friend signed up for plentyoffish last year, and it seemed she got more responses that were interrogating her profile "oh you say you like whisky can you name 5 GOOD single malts?", or quizzing her about the muisic she liked. My friend is actually pretty cute w/ a great rack and this is how you open to try and get in her pants? She deleted her profile after a month......

Hahaha that's exactly what happened to my girlfriend on there. She went out on our first date pretty much because I was the first guy who didn't give her the third degree on there. That and her mom told her "you never know who you could meet, he could be a great guy."

Thanks girlfriend mom.

[cold radiance]

Anything that gets Humperguninmouth out of the house is a good thing.

[Tony Twist]

or argue with me

My friend signed up for plentyoffish last year, and it seemed she got more responses that were interrogating her profile "oh you say you like whisky can you name 5 GOOD single malts?", or quizzing her about the muisic she liked. My friend is actually pretty cute w/ a great rack and this is how you open to try and get in her pants? She deleted her profile after a month......

Hahaha that's exactly what happened to my girlfriend on there. She went out on our first date pretty much because I was the first guy who didn't give her the third degree on there. That and her mom told her "you never know who you could meet, he could be a great guy."

Thanks girlfriend mom.

And how did you go about initiating contact with this one?

[rape bear]

or argue with me

My friend signed up for plentyoffish last year, and it seemed she got more responses that were interrogating her profile "oh you say you like whisky can you name 5 GOOD single malts?", or quizzing her about the muisic she liked. My friend is actually pretty cute w/ a great rack and this is how you open to try and get in her pants? She deleted her profile after a month......

Hahaha that's exactly what happened to my girlfriend on there. She went out on our first date pretty much because I was the first guy who didn't give her the third degree on there. That and her mom told her "you never know who you could meet, he could be a great guy."

Thanks girlfriend mom.

And how did you go about initiating contact with this one?

Telling her that she liked some cool stuff and I was into the same stuff, asked her some questions about other things she liked...

I don't know if you were being sarcastic, so I just answered like you weren't.

[Tony Twist]

I was actually being legit. I'm always curious to see what different girls actually respond to.

[rape bear]

Ha ok. Yeah, I just talked to her because I was actually interested in some of the same stuff has her, and thought she might actually be, *gasp*, normal. Looks like I was right for once.

[hipster holocaust]

paging ward

[Hell-haine]

Fuck who cares if she's nuts or a PC fag?
At least it's something different from porn and the Reeelapse BB...

[Tony Twist]

Fuck who cares if she's nuts or a PC fag?
At least it's something different from porn and the Reeelapse BB...

Fuck that, get her an account on here!

[Deleted Account]

This is the kind of girl who, when meeting at a bar or a coffee shop puts her copy of Manufacturing Consent right on the table very obviously so you know who she's reading.

Maybe he can introduce her to Vinnie. That copy of Manufacturing Consent will look real nice along side his heavily dog eared copy of the Dave Mustaine autobiography.

[ThePhillyExperiment]

Her juicy burger looks like it has anchovies on it.

[Morpheus]

Pisscubes, You sound incredibly bitter and pompous when it comes to people on the far-left. Maybe her beliefs seem "stupid" to you, but I'm sure she (and many others) finds your conservative social/political outlook equally stupid, and a lot more damaging to human and animal life than the well-meaning humanist views she seems to have. I don't think it's fair to generalize, but if you were joking then I'll let you off

[GoreyGibbler]

http://www.vbs.tv/watch/the-vice-guide- ... ria-1-of-8

You should tell her about the time you went to Liberia with Vinnie Fucking Vincent and nailed some whores for 1 americanbux and you helped feed her kids that way.

[canon.docre]

Pisscubes, You sound incredibly bitter and pompous when it comes to people on the far-left. Maybe her beliefs seem "stupid" to you, but I'm sure she (and many others) finds your conservative social/political outlook equally stupid, and a lot more damaging to human and animal life than the well-meaning humanist views she seems to have. I don't think it's fair to generalize, but if you were joking then I'll let you off

Someone ban this guy. Also, 90-95% of the profiles on here are accurate representations of people's personalities irl, and they're only kidding if you see a or possibly a beside it.

[Mari_Mar]

oh yeah, i mean the lure of "hey baby you looking to hook up" is really too great. it's really flattering when ugly people hit on you....

Yeah but every social networking/dating site is like that. I can't tell you how many of those types of emails I get on myspace from dudes that clearly didn't read my profile.

[Necrometer]

I'm with you to some extent Morpheus... not to single out Geoff or anything but the sexist caveman bullshit of this board is pretty tired. I wish this place could be more of an escape from the ESPN-outlook but I guess testosterone is testosterone. I am guilty of hypocrisy for playing along, too, of course.