I just joined one of those online dating sites...
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I just joined one of those online dating sites...
okcupid...
so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.
so far the only hits per week i've got is from some earthy/humanitarian chick from Little Rock. better than nothing... I guess.
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you won't be fat much longer
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She'll call you materialistic and won't let you in her furry gash.
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looks cuter than you deserve in the second pic
third looks shopped i can tell because the pixels make her face looks like a lot of shevils i've seen in my time
third looks shopped i can tell because the pixels make her face looks like a lot of shevils i've seen in my time
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srslysuteli-bunn wrote:she looks nuts.
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www.plentyoffish.com....worked for me and errrikkceke
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I guarantee you her snatch is an unkempt mess.
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What did you say on your profile?
I doubt she set out to look for a dude living in his parents basement without a job. No offense, just saying.
I doubt she set out to look for a dude living in his parents basement without a job. No offense, just saying.
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And me.Dr Yail Bloor wrote:http://www.plentyoffish.com....worked for me and errrikkceke
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Haha and I thought I was a loser!!!!!!
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good luck. don't listen to these bitter assholes, just take what you can get
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You've been burned, haven't you?Pisscubes wrote:She also looks like one of those white girls who like to spit out the word "white people" as an epithet. Cause, you know, she sees that the slums have so much soul.
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you have no chance.
i'm being honest.
aim lower.
i'm being honest.
aim lower.
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Don't be a hater...Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:you have no chance.
i'm being honest.
aim lower.
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YOU ARE!!!!!!chris narcosis wrote:Haha and I thought I was a loser!!!!!!
YOU CUNT!!!!!!
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motherfuck I had never heard of thisnoah thirteen wrote:I guess these days it's probably No Logo......
is this why people think it's a trend to remove labels from clothing? I've been debadging my clothes and/or shoes for 10+ years
I know that's not the point, but the average reader probably lets little more than the title sink in iirc
goddamnit
Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...
to be fair, i prefer my unkempt broads to have few politics...
as in, i want them to rub their shaven cunny on my tits while some hot skinny dude rails me
2010
as in, i want them to rub their shaven cunny on my tits while some hot skinny dude rails me
2010
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LOL I just learned about this stupid shit, too:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyleft
I really admire people's ability to take something that is actually NOTHING and turn it into a movement
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copyleft
I really admire people's ability to take something that is actually NOTHING and turn it into a movement
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Noah, you know me too well!
BTW, I hereby copyleft every post I made on this board. You guys can do whatever you want with my freely expressed prose.
BTW, I hereby copyleft every post I made on this board. You guys can do whatever you want with my freely expressed prose.
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That was so powerful dude.noah thirteen wrote:I'd never heard of copyleft before today either.....
I'm too hip for that shit.
Can I use it?
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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you should probably
give it another listen
i do on the regs
give it another listen
i do on the regs
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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LOLnoah thirteen wrote:No way you are going to nut up in this girl....... she is also a christian missionary I can tell from the tardbaby she is snuggling......
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hister tangents aside
this is quite the slap in the face to world-renowned wingman Vinnie H. Motherfucking Vincent, wouldn't you agree?
this is quite the slap in the face to world-renowned wingman Vinnie H. Motherfucking Vincent, wouldn't you agree?
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Re: I just joined one of those online dating sites...
okcupid has some weirdos.
i should delete my profile because i don't actually want to date anyone.... at least not on there anyhow. but i am amused by the stupid messages people send me, either trying to hit on me, or argue with me why i wouldn't date someone who likes dmb...
but one of my roommates actually met a decent girl on there about a year ago.... he moved in with her and now we need a new roomie
i should delete my profile because i don't actually want to date anyone.... at least not on there anyhow. but i am amused by the stupid messages people send me, either trying to hit on me, or argue with me why i wouldn't date someone who likes dmb...
but one of my roommates actually met a decent girl on there about a year ago.... he moved in with her and now we need a new roomie
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