I just joined one of those online dating sites...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

imagine if amelia posted this...

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All dating sites should have a mandatory Glenn Benton profile. Anyone wanna take the task?

I'm not sure even a high strung college freshman could handle that much ALL CAPS at once.

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considering all of the people that dropped out their freshman year and still somehow post here, i'm sure it would work out ok. just post tons of shredd videos and the panties will peel off like the skin from a moist apple...

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I'm on OKCupid, as I type this. Shit rules, I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

I must have signed up for the wrong site.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

[takeasneededforpain]

She'll bore you to tears talking constantly about how socially conscious she is and criticize you endlessly for how "uninvolved you are". Even when you're just trying to have a nice night in-- you know, rent a movie, order some take out, make some popcorn-- she'll make you watch some shitty documentary about a white middle-class kid who goes to some brown country and helps them farm for half a season before coming home and talking on camera about how much it changed her life. This will make her angry about how no one in 'merica is doing anything about THE PROBLEMS and you totally won't get laid that night.

She most likely DOES have a hairy bush but that's never been a problem for me. She probably thinks she's sexually liberated but is totally boring in bed and ever so often will make a really, really awkward attempt to talk to dirty to you revealing that she really knows nothing about the art of fuck making.

THIS.

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I've gotten down with, like, 5-6 chicks from there.

imagine if amelia posted this...

Imagine if Amelia posted this along with two paragraphs about how she's a misunderstood genius and nobody understands her followed by "JAM".

Fucking jam.

[Vagectomy]

Amelia is a smoker.

[Bored, Esq.]

I hate everyone.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

Amelia is a smoker.

cocksmoker

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you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

Jesus fucking Christ, try reading what I'm writing and using a little inference. Do you think I'm talking about the physical intimacy of actual homosexuals or do you think maybe, just maybe, based on the rest of what I wrote I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?

sorry, i've been awake for a long time. my boss just had our christmas party last night, and i'm still drunk.

<----webarrassed

[Bored, Esq.]

I hate everyone.

Face it, man. You're a closet misanthrope. Embrace it, nourish it, let it grow. Feel the power of the dark side.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

It's really dark over here, like...we need more lights.

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if i didn't know better, i'd think this was a personal attack --

train wreck black cloud whiny douche I was in my early 20s

[Cryptoplasty]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

[Bored, Esq.]

train wreck black cloud whiny douche

Wow. I'm glad I didn't know that guy.

If you want to get serious, though...re: cynicism, yeah...it only hurts the person who allows it in. As satisfying as it can be for the cynic it's not logical at all and annoys everyone else.

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all of the girls i've fucked have been fucked behind closed doors. i doubt anyone i know can say they're seen me rage on a broad in person.

oh shit, that means i never fucked a girl...since nobody saw it? WHITE PERSON DILEMMA IF I EVER HEARD ONE.

just talk to your fucking self already, c-plasty. until now i'd only foe'd like pooeyegg or somebody retarded and scrolling. you are negative and angry at something isn't even me, i want nothing to do with that bad energy.

[Bored, Esq.]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

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a right 5'7" scabie monster, i guess. i'm just burned out on that attitude, it's completely out of nowhere and i know he doesn't mean to attack me (rather, he attacks everything he imagines i stand for) so it's not a big deal...just slightly bulgy enough for me to not be into it, eh?

[Cryptoplasty]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.

[Bored, Esq.]

And I totally agree with you. I think cynicism can be healthy as long as you temper it and don't allow it to be your world view. Who takes the guy who always says shit is going to wrong seriously even when it does? Even a broken clock...

Cynicism is a combination of a defense mechanism against disappointment + ego-boosting for people with low self-esteem. They tell themselves "I always know how things are going to turn out, I've figured out the world." Like I said, illogical. But also...what a lot of idiots call "cynicism" is simply speaking the truth. All of the fake happiness/positivity in average hypocrites is equally cloying...especially when they're just lying. So adolescent cynicism is a form of rebellion...

Eh, but again...we're just rehearsing cliches.

I used to have a few REALLY cynical friends. They got to be so annoying that I couldn't stand being around them anymore.

[Bored, Esq.]

you know there are gay ladies that strongly prefer other things to getting their vagoonar eaten when they fuck, right? you do? ok, just making sure.

You are so fucking retarded. You know abolutly nothing about lesbian fucking. You do if for attention and nothing else. You saw Pisscubes post something about vag eating and you jupmed right on it.
Also, stop trying to vindicate yourself in this thread by saying "imagine if Amelia made this thread." You are not helping your cause. The only guys who will fuck you are ones who are slightly less pathetic than you. Go arcross the street and ironically buy a 40, then come back on here and pretend not not care about what others say to you over the internet you fucking sloth.

She really got under your skin, eh?

hahahaha...No, not at all. I'm on my break and felt like being an asshole. She's an easy target.

Liar. I know you don't like her. Not a big deal.

[Mari_Mar]

I'm talking about those that see bi-sexuality as something trendy and kiss another girl in front of a packed bar-room or party?

Yeah, this is related to why you'll see that a lot of lesbians put "no bisexuals" on their profiles. I'm on a dating site and it's pretty useless. Mostly people just want to trade nudes back and forth and sex chat. Believe it or not, I'm not really a fan, and typically refuse to participate in that stuff.

I'm also finding that the lesbian scene in SF is very femme/boi or femme/butch oriented. Making the online dating thing even more useless to me since I prefer femme/femme. I've heard that femme/femme is more of an LA thing. But, if I go down there I'm just going to endup raped by monsterod, so that doesn't do me any good.

I dunno, maybe I'm old, but I think I prefer meeting people the old fashioned way...

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I dunno, maybe I'm old, but I think I prefer meeting people the old fashioned way...

100%, but i don't think you're old.

i can't do phone sex or internet anything with people, it doesn't hold my interest. i mean, i guess i might use those mediums if i were dating someone and we had to be apart for a bit, but for MEETING? nah. how are you supposed to "imagine" you smell pheromones online? you can't. gotta huff that pit up close.

[Mari_Mar]

100%, but i don't think you're old.

i can't do phone sex or internet anything with people, it doesn't hold my interest. i mean, i guess i might use those mediums if i were dating someone and we had to be apart for a bit, but for MEETING? nah.

Precisely. I'm just not that into masturbating, to put a bunch of energy into it buy typing to someone else, and making up some story to get us off. I'd rather read an erotic story or watch a porno if that's the case.

how are you supposed to "imagine" you smell pheromones online? you can't. gotta huff that pit up close.

Umm... gross. I think this must be a straight girl obsession, that I'll never understand...

[Bored, Esq.]

But, if I go down there I'm just going to endup raped by monsterod

Hahaha...you make it sound like a tourist attraction, like he stands outside the city line and passes people through his rape tunnel.