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is married to Christian Hendricks?

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has sex with her







I've decided to drive my car off a cliff.

dude...that motherfucker should give you hope.

I just shot myself in the head.

Old news. Thanks for fucking reminding me dick.

Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.

I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.

krudmonk wrote:Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.

Yeah, but does your cats accept it?

Stormy wrote: I've decided to drive my car off a cliff.

It makes me want to shove my head up my own asshole until I disappear into an anal singularity.

Stormy wrote:

krudmonk wrote:Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.

Yeah, but does your cats accept it?

They've both been fixed so they're immune to sexual jealousy.

Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?

Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?

talkin bout nu-generation....



for real though, christina hendricks...yeah, if i could choose a woman to BE INSIDE OF FOREVER...that's a pretty cute one. though in 23 years you guys are going to bag on her wrinkles, but what'e;r. she so foine....

Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?

i'm pretty sure i'd take Gilda Radner (cancer and all) over whoever the girl in this thread is, any day.

that's it, lloyd finally needs to be quarantined...

CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:

Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?

i'm pretty sure i'd take Gilda Radner (cancer and all) over whoever the girl in this thread is, any day.

okay, now you're just talking retarded.

I bet he pinches himself every morning.

metal5411 wrote:I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.

poke a couple holes in some fentanyl patches and slap 10 of those bad-boys on. DO IT, DO IT, GET THE GUN!

John Jr. wrote:

metal5411 wrote:I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.

poke a couple holes in some fentanyl patches and slap 10 of those bad-boys on. DO IT, DO IT, GET THE GUN!

That'd be an interesting way to go out. Maybe if I was still doing overnights I could print out a bunch of pictures of both of them and at 3 am when no one was around I could put a bunch of those patches on and masturbate and cry in the middle of the pharmacy.

i know a guy who went out like that. sans printouts, of course. he slapped 'em on, walked the short trip to work, then sort of pitched over once he got inside.

John Jr. wrote:i know a guy who went out like that. sans printouts, of course. he slapped 'em on, walked the short trip to work, then sort of pitched over once he got inside.

He's dumb. Because either he wasn't intending to die and OD'd or he was intending to die and the last fucking thing he did was go to work.

option b, with intent to make a "spectacular" exit, i'm sure. guy was a flamer who thought the entire world hated him. by the end of it, it did. i think he was attempting to teach my bosses some sort of skyclardian lesson about employer/employee relations . instead he got a "good job", post mortem.

soooo...how easy is it to get these 'patches'?

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:soooo...how easy is it to get these 'patches'?

in my experience, not easy. you have to know junkies with medical connections or cancer patients. not anything you want to fuck around with unless you're trying to kill yourself.

harder to obtain than a gun...?

not asking for me, just in general...

Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:harder to obtain than a gun...?

not asking for me, just in general...

i cant answer that question, as i cant imagine obtaining a gun to be a particularly hard feat. perhaps in oregon, though i seriously doubt it.

i can't figure out how to get a gun....