the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
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the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
is married to Christian Hendricks?
He
has sex with her
I've decided to drive my car off a cliff.
He
has sex with her
I've decided to drive my car off a cliff.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
dude...that motherfucker should give you hope.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
I just shot myself in the head.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Old news. Thanks for fucking reminding me dick.
turn these off meatman.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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Yeah, but does your cats accept it?krudmonk wrote:Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
It makes me want to shove my head up my own asshole until I disappear into an anal singularity.Stormy wrote: I've decided to drive my car off a cliff.
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They've both been fixed so they're immune to sexual jealousy.Stormy wrote:Yeah, but does your cats accept it?krudmonk wrote:Get off your blog once in a while. Even my cats know this.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?
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Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?
talkin bout nu-generation....
for real though, christina hendricks...yeah, if i could choose a woman to BE INSIDE OF FOREVER...that's a pretty cute one. though in 23 years you guys are going to bag on her wrinkles, but what'e;r. she so foine....
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i'm pretty sure i'd take Gilda Radner (cancer and all) over whoever the girl in this thread is, any day.Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?
Incalculably stupid, i trust you'll agree.
Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
that's it, lloyd finally needs to be quarantined...
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okay, now you're just talking retarded.CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:i'm pretty sure i'd take Gilda Radner (cancer and all) over whoever the girl in this thread is, any day.Barcass Grinder wrote:Wait.... isn't the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy Gene Wilder? Who is this other dude?
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
I bet he pinches himself every morning.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
poke a couple holes in some fentanyl patches and slap 10 of those bad-boys on. DO IT, DO IT, GET THE GUN!metal5411 wrote:I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.
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That'd be an interesting way to go out. Maybe if I was still doing overnights I could print out a bunch of pictures of both of them and at 3 am when no one was around I could put a bunch of those patches on and masturbate and cry in the middle of the pharmacy.John Jr. wrote:poke a couple holes in some fentanyl patches and slap 10 of those bad-boys on. DO IT, DO IT, GET THE GUN!metal5411 wrote:I knew this already. But every time I'm reminded I think of how easy it would be to just end all.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
i know a guy who went out like that. sans printouts, of course. he slapped 'em on, walked the short trip to work, then sort of pitched over once he got inside.
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He's dumb. Because either he wasn't intending to die and OD'd or he was intending to die and the last fucking thing he did was go to work.John Jr. wrote:i know a guy who went out like that. sans printouts, of course. he slapped 'em on, walked the short trip to work, then sort of pitched over once he got inside.
krudmonk wrote:Just fuck a robot that looks like her. It's Japan, retard.
monsterod wrote:Look, I'd rather be riding a rocket-propelled wild boar through space with a bottle of Maker's getting a blowjob from Mrs. Snozzberries. But at this point, I'd be satisfied with a brisk trot down the street from a common sow.
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option b, with intent to make a "spectacular" exit, i'm sure. guy was a flamer who thought the entire world hated him. by the end of it, it did. i think he was attempting to teach my bosses some sort of skyclardian lesson about employer/employee relations . instead he got a "good job", post mortem.
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
soooo...how easy is it to get these 'patches'?
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in my experience, not easy. you have to know junkies with medical connections or cancer patients. not anything you want to fuck around with unless you're trying to kill yourself.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:soooo...how easy is it to get these 'patches'?
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
harder to obtain than a gun...?
not asking for me, just in general...
not asking for me, just in general...
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Re: the "snozzberries taste like snozzberries" guy...
i cant answer that question, as i cant imagine obtaining a gun to be a particularly hard feat. perhaps in oregon, though i seriously doubt it.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:harder to obtain than a gun...?
not asking for me, just in general...
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i can't figure out how to get a gun....