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theres a guy at work who doesnt like his lady blowing him, in all honesty is there anyone here who isnt a fan? I cant begin to think of what to say to him.

He must be into bestiality or something. Either that or he married the prude that bites.

i'd call him a goddamned fruit cup for starters...

suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.

she isnt ...trust me

I never kiss her after... Even if the bj is just part of foreplay...

suteli-bunn wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.

she isnt ...trust me

hmmmmm... then maybe his mother or aunt blew him as a young child, leaving him scarred and broken?

he is very short and has a george lucas style beard even though he is not fat

suteli-bunn wrote:i think he's just flat out lying. you know... for attention. like what gay people do.

apart from the girl in question he only ever goes for fat chicks, what does this mean?

suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.

My thoughts exactly, I don't find it enjoyable if it isn't done right, or at least moderately well.

I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...

Pisscubes wrote:

Reverend wrote:

suteli-bunn wrote:she's doing it wrong.

My thoughts exactly, I don't find it enjoyable if it isn't done right, or at least moderately well.

You guys are onto something here. He may love her, but she sucks at head. So to make her feel ok about it, he just grits his teeth and says, "No. I just don't like blow jobs. It's not you."

Then he cheats on her soon.

he doesnt like them off the girl he's cheating with either, seriously its crazy

come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.

BlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.

he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weird

Necrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...

Not I, nothing better than a tight pussy. I enjoy being able to grab a nice little petite thing and jack myself off with her.

Pisscubes wrote:I'd like to commend the board on the fervor with which it dove into this topic-- new posts every time I refreshed. It's as if we were a group of scientists all reacting to a some large scale publication that insisted the moon was, indeed, made of green cheese.

Blow jobs are very important.

Reverend wrote:

Necrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...

Not I, nothing better than a tight pussy. I enjoy being able to grab a nice little petite thing and jack myself off with her.

I thought you were Luke for a second and I got a little creeped out.

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

BlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.

he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weird

maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

BlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.

he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weird

Maybe he's just confused or something. When he says "blow job" he's really talking about someone kicking him in the crotch. "Why do all you guys like that, are you sick? What's wrong with me?"

My old roommate said he wasn't a fan of blowjobs. He didn't like going down on girls either so him not wanting blowjobs helped him avoid that he told me.

I myself prefer a blowjob over eveything. If I could only go through life with chicks blowing me and never doing actual vagina/anal penetration I'd do it.

Reverend wrote:

Dr Yail Bloor wrote:

BlackRadish wrote:come on, even gay dudes like blow jobs, she/he's doing it wrong.

he doesnt like them, admits it to his mates, just flat out finds them weird

maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.

in that case playing lead guitar in journey is going to RULE!

Necrometer wrote:I think I'd choose bj over sex if I didn't have anyone else's feelings to consider...

You make me fucking sick

Sorry Teebor!

Reverend wrote:maybe he just hasn't come to grips with it in his mind. Tell him from now on, whenever he watches porn, watch blow job porn ONLY. I guarantee he will start to develop a fantasy with it and in turn enjoy getting the job. You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in real life.

wh... what?

he loves going down on chicks by the way

suteli-bunn wrote:threads getting me down, guys.

Cheer up! Maybe we can turn this thing around!

Reverend wrote:You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in hers.

escape goat wrote:

Reverend wrote:You have to enjoy it in your head before you can in hers.

like i said . . .