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Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:09 pm
by doubleblumpkin
the awesome Assassin wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came
You never had a good blow job... PM my autistic son, Mitch Jr...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:10 pm
by Black Jacques
suteli-bunn wrote: I've never worked on a farm

They're really really straight.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:11 pm
by Black Jacques
XSlitheryDeeX wrote: I dont see how any guy would not enjoy bj's but I guess thats the case here. I heard some guy on the radio talking about how he didnt like bjs. Anyways, I remember I asked a girl for a blowjob back in middle school.She put her hands on the love rod and proceeded to "blow" air onto the meat worm. :roll:
Once a tongue reaches down your urethra, tickling your balls on the way, to press against your prostate from the inside you think differently about letting your dink sit in a lazy mouth.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:15 pm
by the awesome Assassin
doubleblumpkin wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:but I have never came from a blow job. I've had some of the best blow jobs of my life and never came
You never had a good blow job... PM my autistic son, Mitch Jr...
Sorry. You dated lame girls...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:18 pm
by Comrade Slinky
Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
Slow and steady wins the race.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:20 pm
by the awesome Assassin
Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:22 pm
by skin & bones
dominichorton wrote:
skin & bones wrote:i always found blowjobs more exciting than regular sex. i find it disappointing when my girlfriend stops and lays back and spreads her legs. it's like, oh, down to business..
That shit is awesome. Eating pussy = :tup: :tup:
well, yeah, but i meant to say she's done sucking and is ready for sex.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:44 pm
by Necrometer
Green Chamber wrote:
LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
What's it say?
Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:14 pm
by BUNGVOX
the awesome Assassin wrote:
Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
I rather have a chick blow my ass shit while watching the Three Stooges, and also playing Space Ace... Because that sounds fukkking cool!!!
duhr duhr duhr duh duh duhr.

:drool:

you aren't funny.

dumbshit.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:16 pm
by Whiffleball Ace
Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.

Memories...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:16 pm
by krudmonk
Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
You're such a boring, one-dimensional tryhard. I hope you get banned next.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:18 pm
by BUNGVOX
Smegma wrote:you are some dull motherfuckers. i'd rather a chick piss on me than get some boring blowjob.
this here is sensible talk.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:20 pm
by soiled depends
doubleblumpkin wrote:I don't dislike blow jobs, I love them, but I have never came from a blow job
I didn't realize there was any other possible outcome...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:21 pm
by dreweq
blowjobs for me are like a side salad or a breakfast bagel --- just brief appetizers before the main course. why fill up on salad when there's tenderloin ?

but i think i'm just more interested in doing things to girls than having them do things to me.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 2:59 am
by Deleted Account
Necrometer wrote:
Green Chamber wrote:
LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
What's it say?
Yeah can't wait to have my world shattered by whatever wisdom is contained within...
Yeah, but it's going to cost you, I bet.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:31 am
by Brian P.
LolaFaun wrote:Oral sex over genital sex is particularly telling.
...that they don't appreciate the two sweaties locked together in a loving embrace, sharing breath, starring into each others eyes. complete oneness.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:33 am
by Deleted Account
How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Fri Feb 05, 2010 5:40 am
by Brian P.
Deleted Account wrote:How would you know? Most of your partners aren't breathing anymore.
hahaha, good point. I just read something like that in Penthouse Forum.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:30 pm
by hipster holocaust
Whiffleball Ace wrote:Had a friend in high school (he was super catholic, also Italian - crazy religious mother and what not) who insisted that anything other than missionary/post marriage sex was bad. We busted in his room one night at the shore (not Jersey) and found him being gobbled by some fat chick. Another friend walked in and took the Gideon Bible out of the dresser and threw at him. He was mortified.

Memories...
haha fuckin wops

getting back to dudes who dont like dome, i can see it if they only got the tooth scraping head, which is almost as uncomfortable as a prostate exam

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:44 pm
by DeadWalrus
lemme tell you guys somethin about blowjobs












i like em

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:48 pm
by Introvert
hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
Chipped Beef!

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:49 pm
by hipster holocaust
Introvert wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:tooth scraping head
Chipped Beef!
i dated THE hottest girl i have ever EVER been with before or since about 5 or 6 years ago. made my jimmy bleed whenever she kissed it. bottom line...no :tdown:

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:02 pm
by takeasneededforpain
You know, I never cared much for blowjobs... and then the last 3 girls I've dated were VERY good at it.

Suddenly, it was a whole lot more enjoyable.

So I guess it helps if your partner has skills...

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:12 pm
by Introvert
Guess I'm lucky. Never had a chick who treated my pecker like corn on the cob.

Re: guys who dont like blow jobs

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:32 pm
by Burpcore the GRIM
It takes considerable talent to make me pop from a bloejub but regardless, I certainly enjoy it when a lady grants me that particular breed of hospitality.

Unless, of course, she has NO fucking clue what she's doing.