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Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:25 pm
by Dr. Nigger
In order to prevent the spread of infectious disease, it is a good idea for one to wash one's own hands frequently. It is especially recommended after using the washroom. I have seen countless families over the years who didn't learn this valuable lesson, and they were often coming into my office with cases of the flu, hepatitis, and various diarrheal diseases. All of this pain and suffering can easily be avoided by just a couple of minutes with running water and a bar of soap, so please, wash those hands after masturbating.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:28 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Fuck off, I'll stick with licking my hands clean after rubbing one out.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:31 pm
by doubleblumpkin
This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:42 pm
by Dr. Nigger
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:44 pm
by amalgamut00
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Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:45 pm
by cold radiance
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:45 pm
by death by snoo snoo
Dr. Nigger wrote:In order to prevent the spread of infectious disease, it is a good idea for one to wash one's own hands frequently. It is especially recommended after using the washroom. I have seen countless families over the years who didn't learn this valuable lesson, and they were often coming into my office with cases of the flu, hepatitis, and various diarrheal diseases. All of this pain and suffering can easily be avoided by just a couple of minutes with running water and a bar of soap, so please, wash those hands after masturbating.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:49 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:52 pm
by Ghost Dad
Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER
Not without cycling roids for a few years he wouldn't...

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:53 pm
by Dr. Nigger
Necrophilic Mallard wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
doubleblumpkin wrote:This troll could be so much more funny :tdown:
What kind of minstrelsy character were you expecting me to be? I'm a human being and a DOCTOR, you fucking racist asshole.
If you get knighted you'll be Sir Nigger. That could be pretty cool.
and then if he got laid, he'd FUCKINGGER
"Got laid?"

I'm a family man.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 8:57 pm
by Ghost Dad
Rah goes to med school: brings down the board.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:08 pm
by Dr. Nigger
last time I give life-saving advice to a bunch of dumb crackers...

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:11 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:12 pm
by Dr. Nigger
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:13 pm
by doubleblumpkin
Dr. Nigger wrote:Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?
Now you are just being a nigger

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:15 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:17 pm
by Toxicarius
Are you a witch doctor? What kind of snake bones are best shaken in a wooden bowl of monkey ashes in order to treat a deviated septum?

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:18 pm
by Green Chamber
:star: :star: :star: :star: :star:

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:20 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Faggot must be busy trying to cure sickle cell to write back.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:20 pm
by death by snoo snoo
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
Don't forget the candy paint job on his '87 Buick and those 22" rims..

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:23 pm
by Dr. Nigger
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:25 pm
by Turd Murder

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:26 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!

You went to how many years of medical school to tell us to wash our hands? What did Tyler Perry make a movie about black doctors so now you want to play doctor on the internet? A real doctor would care about helping and not acting like a power mad negro.

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:36 pm
by Dr. Nigger
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:
Dr. Nigger wrote:
Songs of Love and Hate wrote:Hey Doc let me ask you this. I have a blister on the back of my foot that will not heal. Well the skin and fluid from the actual blister is gone but it's all scabby and sometimes it cracks and starts to bleed again. What should I do?
Fuck you. Wanna see the hugeass house I bought with my doctor money?

Some bed side manner you have there. I'm sure you live in some shack in the ghetto because all your "doctor" money goes to pay child support for all the bastard kids your black ass has running around out there. You're probably on welfare too asshole.
This job affords me to live in a nice house in a nice neighborhood, and it's likely I am better off than you are with your job at mcdonalds. That is, if you even have a job.

Get medical advice from someone else. This ain't no free clinic, not anymore!

You went to how many years of medical school to tell us to wash our hands? What did Tyler Perry make a movie about black doctors so now you want to play doctor on the internet? A real doctor would care about helping and not acting like a power mad negro.
I do all my helping during my office hours and when I'm on call. I gave some friendly advice since all you motherfuckers are getting scabies and other diseases. That shit's gross!

Re: Wash your hands, please

Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:39 pm
by Songs of Love and Hate
Dr. Nigger wrote:I do all my helping during my office hours and when I'm on call. I gave some friendly advice since all you motherfuckers are getting scabies and other diseases. That shit's gross!

Otay, then wer's yo' o-fice at?