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I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:28 am
by cold radiance
C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:44 am
by monsterod
How do you work, drink, make bedroom black metal, and post constantly, all at once? Just curious. I'm afraid of what might happen if you didn't blow 14 hours a day here.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:56 am
by disco-dance axis
monsterod wrote:bedroom black metal
:awesome:

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:22 am
by Ogre of Disgust
Dishwashing liquid? He's soaking in it.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:44 am
by Teebore
You're actually too well behaved lately Bored. Chances are looking slim...

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 6:05 am
by spacehamster
Teebore wrote:You're actually too well behaved lately Bored.
All that means is that he's about due for another Umeltdown, though.

I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 7:09 am
by Erik13
Don't say that Umesh. I'd miss you. :(

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:00 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:07 am
by Comrade Slinky
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:43 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
those who can "do", those who cant "teach"

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 9:48 am
by Chad
getting temporarily banned here was just a moment's joke dude, not some cosmic vindication of your counter stance...I'm in full agreement with lots of your opinions but don't try and turn this into some inspired victim thing...

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:24 pm
by cold radiance
spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:07 pm
by delmuerte
This. Also, thanks for utterly gutting that joke.
Chad wrote:getting temporarily banned here was just a moment's joke dude, not some cosmic vindication of your counter stance...I'm in full agreement with lots of your opinions but don't try and turn this into some inspired victim thing...

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 1:09 pm
by cold radiance
I have no idea what's going on.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:30 pm
by spacehamster
cold radiance wrote:
spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?
I dunno, dude, I slept like 14 hours and typed that just after waking up.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:29 pm
by HeyWard
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 3:44 pm
by Teebore
cold radiance wrote:I have no idea what's going on.
Thread has been hi'jakked

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 4:00 pm
by cold radiance
spacehamster wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
spacehamster wrote: I've given this at least 30 seconds in excess of the amount of thought it deserves, and what I've come up with is this - on the one hand, what you could do is see if harassing one of the girls (hana maru seems to have been your target of choice lately) long enough will earn you a banning. This would be in line with your general schtick, and it would make the person executing the banning look pathetic for the severe case of Knight in Shining Armor Syndrome it would indicate. On the other hand, the real problem here, obviously, is that you're not the first person to get banned from the board, and if you ever hope to make up for missing that chance at making board history, I think you have to come up with something more new and original than creepy PMs and attempts at public humiliation because it would have to be truly epic. And for that, I'm drawing a blank. Maybe be the first guy to make RBB cry? That would be something.
Hahaha...wtf, Mike?
I dunno, dude, I slept like 14 hours and typed that just after waking up.
That was one cranky post.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:03 pm
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
HeyWard wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.
not if i fuck him first.

Re: I want to be banned next

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 5:57 pm
by Comrade Slinky
HeyWard wrote:
Comrade Slinky wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
cold radiance wrote:C'mon, Leon. I want the full Battletweeter experience.
you cant ask for it, son. you have to earn it.
Oh look, piggy thinks he accomplished something.
Watch out, Tweeter, Slink is gonna try to fuck you.
Oh fuck off, Tweeter looks like his back and shoulders are covered in a coarse, thick hair that probably smells like embedded couch farts. I need my land yachts to have a clean and pleasant hull.