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I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:35 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
sorry. if you've thought about it or have had sex with me, you're gay. gender nonspecific.
i could be a man some day!
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:36 am
by caldwell.the.great
i'm confused, amelia. sometimes i think your threads are cries for help. sometimes i think you're not thinking at all and just post nonsense, which is fine. sometimes i think they are cries for attention. i can't really make up my mind. all of them? none of them?
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:39 am
by caldwell.the.great
baldwell sure... but pig?!
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:39 am
by cold radiance
Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:40 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
i just don't want to leave my house. i want to love my cat forever and be inside of her fur. interpret that how you will..
note: i get lots of attention in real life, if i leave my bedroom. if i liked being looked at or noticed i probably would put more effort into my appearance or public persona...it's a craft.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:42 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
Fung Tunt wrote:shut up you pig...
oh look! it's the "i need more than one name, because reinventing myself on the internet is the closest ill ever get to a fresh start or being noticed, not just here but in real life as well..." guy.
dude. you can't wrap a poop in aluminum foil and give it back to the person that just rejected it. doesn't work that way. good luck in your posting career though, i really mean it.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:42 am
by caldwell.the.great
Amelia....
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:43 am
by cold radiance
Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:43 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
cold radiance wrote:Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
FUCK YOU, DADMESH!
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:44 am
by cold radiance
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Mania, sometimes induced by alcohol, lack of impulse control. That's all.
FUCK YOU, DADMESH!
Hahaha...you know that's all it is.
Not like it makes you a rare bird here. Most of the people here should have breathalyzer startups on their CPUs.
I place myself in that category, btw.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:44 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:45 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:sorry. if you've thought about it or have had sex with me, you're gay. gender nonspecific.
i am willign to take that challenge.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:47 am
by cold radiance
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:48 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: if you've thought about it
i am willign to take that challenge.
looks like you win, you're gay.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:49 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
cold radiance wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.
i don't even have bumps on my junk. maybe it's not even scabies, the doctor didn't really look -- she just assumed i knew what was up to save time.
in any case, the people i've had sex with know (i think) who they are, and they are frantically sweating now hoping i won't call them out.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 10:53 am
by Pyrite Medal of Ignorance
i post in threads that aren't about me sometimes...to balance things out.... (libra, virgo cusp)
you, however, WIELD a recycled personality. it's not even a good one, you just tried to recycle a chicken bone basically. GOOD JOB!
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:00 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote: if you've thought about it
i am willign to take that challenge.
looks like you win, you're gay.
nope...i still want to pork the women folk.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:07 am
by Honky Kong 64
You're more of a man than most.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:12 am
by Scumfucker
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:cold radiance wrote:Who is this guy who keeps following you around and posting in response to you here? Wasn't it a guy you dated or something?
nobody i've dated would care enough to publicly stalk me....
i think i remember everyone i've secxed that posts here, though. i don't think he's one. too bitter to have been laid in the last 5 years...
I could have sworn some guy named Shitbird here or something was stalking you 'cuz you gave his little man scabies. I probably hallucinated the whole thing.
i don't even have bumps on my junk. maybe it's not even scabies, the doctor didn't really look -- she just assumed i knew what was up to save time.
in any case, the people i've had sex with know (i think) who they are, and they are frantically sweating now hoping i won't call them out.
oooh Oooh Ooh! Can I call a couple of them out by name? I can think of a couple but I don't think they are gay but maybe you know otherwise.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:14 am
by spacehamster
I never get online when I'm drunk. And with good reason.
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:19 am
by caldwell.the.great
spacehamster wrote:I never get online when I'm drunk. And with good reason.
I do
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 11:32 am
by Krieg
Father Of Lies is gay? Not really that surprised ...
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:06 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
So that means Deez Nuts' hand is gay.
So when he jerks off a gay dude is jerkin him off.
...
faggot
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:18 pm
by DeadWalrus
apparently ive met a lot of gay dudes in portland...
Re: I just realized everyone that has had sex with me is gay...
Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 2:52 pm
by monsterod
I'd heave a load on your mammies but that's it. Can I stay hetero?