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Footrball Prlayers our smeart, alot.

Posted: Sat Feb 06, 2010 12:34 pm
by Zerohero

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:00 am
by Zerohero
Molester Stallone wrote:About as smart as any other fool walking the street I imagine.

The part with the unemployment rates was amazing though....What's everyone crying about!!!! :what:

My favorite line was "do you know what The Fed does?"

"LOCK U UP!" :awesome:

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:16 am
by Necrometer
Not only did I not recognize Bernanke, I have never heard of him. Fuck turning money shepherds into celebrities, maybe?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:17 am
by smellmyfinger
Streven Adler wrote:i was looking for an answer as to why zerohero is such a fucking retard. nothing? anyone?

He routinely limits the oxygen that gets to his brain... The secrets out...
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
and he's still smarter that most of the halfheads that post here

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:31 am
by John Jr.
Necrometer wrote:Not only did I not recognize Bernanke, I have never heard of him. Fuck turning money shepherds into celebrities, maybe?
well, depends on your definition of celebrity. however, i think that it's quite important to discuss people like bernanke on a level that is normally reserved for hannah montana, that big tittied bitch who's married to snozzberries, and the last episode of south park, even if you dont "celebrate" the guy.

"money shepherds".......jesus.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:40 am
by Zerohero
bejeezus horatio de HayE Zeus!, I guess laffs don't translate to planet sad sack.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:41 am
by spacehamster
So... professional athletes are stupid? I'm shocked. What's next week's thing, are they gonna go to a nursing home and laugh at the elderly folks who can't run a marathon because they're... elderly?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:46 am
by metal5411
I didn't know who Bernanke was either. Some of those questions were easy, some of them weren't so easy, but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:48 am
by Necrometer
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either. Some of those questions were easy, some of them weren't so easy, but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
...or college campus.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:49 am
by Zerohero
metal5411 wrote: but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
true for sure--- and laff at those answers as well

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 8:54 am
by neckbeard
How do you not know who Bernakky is?

edit: oh, I don't know what he looks like either.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:36 am
by Necrometer
neckbeard wrote:How do you not know who Bernakky is?
Because I turn off NPR whenever they start talking about money...

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:45 am
by metal5411
Zerohero wrote:
metal5411 wrote: but you could go to any steel mill, lumber yard or police precinct and get similar answers.
true for sure--- and laff at those answers as well
True. I misunderestimated the point of this thread. My apologies.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:49 am
by Morpheus
To be fair though, there have been studies that show athletes exhibit a certain kind of intelligence, they are often just ignorant of politics, economics etc, because it doesn't interest them or matter to them. A lot of racists give black people a hard time because of the age-old stereotype that we're always fed, but Basketball is supposed to have some brilliant effects on the brain in terms of quick thinking.

Many Intellectuals have brains that are slow but powerful, they may also have poor diet which will effect thinking speed, whereas sporty types have good diets and have to think fast a lot.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:50 am
by cold radiance
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:52 am
by John Jr.
cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
really, i'm just praying that there is some joke about this thats a little deeper than "ha ha look at the stupids, we're so smart!" that is flying over my head.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:52 am
by metal5411
cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
I've never seen the man's face.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:53 am
by John Jr.
you never watch the news?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:54 am
by cold radiance
John Jr. wrote:
cold radiance wrote:
metal5411 wrote:I didn't know who Bernanke was either.
WTF?
really, i'm just praying that there is some joke about this thats a little deeper than "ha ha look at the stupids, we're so smart!" that is flying over my head.
I'm not listening to you because you made fun of my Hendricks Obsession. *sticks fingers in ears*

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:55 am
by John Jr.
"i am naught but the sum of my tastes"

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:55 am
by metal5411
John Jr. wrote:you never watch the news?
No, I really don't. I know that I should. But I don't.

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:56 am
by Necrometer
metal5411 wrote:I know that I should.
You really shouldn't...

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:56 am
by John Jr.
why should you, assuming it's not relevant to your life?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:58 am
by Degree Absolute
Have you looked at a newspaper in the last year or so?

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Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 9:59 am
by Necrometer
Degree Absolute wrote:Have you looked at a newspaper in the last year or so?
Who are you talking to? I hope to never touch a newspaper again in my life.