what if he licked your pussy?riley-o wrote:i think if a junkie licked my hand i would be at least moderately put off ever communicating with another human being ever again by the incident
Offical running tally on Amelia's sexual reeelapse conquests
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Haha, when Jocke was at my place last year I should have told him that she used to live here.The Torsion wrote:I remember when you wrote about this. You were hanging out with some Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.
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Eham, just because you want to play with her Mammelias doesn't mean everyone else does.
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hipster holocaust wrote:what if he licked your pussy?riley-o wrote:i think if a junkie licked my hand i would be at least moderately put off ever communicating with another human being ever again by the incident
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I'm surprised this thread sucks.
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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awww eham and krudmonk sittin in a tree
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I think Amelia is like the creature in that story 'Gray Matter' by Stephen King. She may have been a mammal at some point in the past, capable of reproducing sexually - but all she needs now is a steady supply of skunked beer, dead cats and shade. She'll molder and soften and spread her biomass out across the couch, stretching lazily for weeks, until there's enough corrupted fungal tissue to sever a portion from the original organism.Molester Stallone wrote:She did mention she was having an ultrasound soon, and you know Ben has strong swimmers.
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I, for one, did not fuck her.
This is dead on. Great gal in person (super-duper sweet, even), but she needs an editor for some of her ramblings here. Meh, so do I.Friendly Goatus wrote:She may be cool in person but I think we'd all appreciate it if she stopped treating this board as her diary.
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I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...Green Chamber wrote:I think Amelia is like the creature in that story 'Gray Matter' by Stephen King. She may have been a mammal at some point in the past, capable of reproducing sexually - but all she needs now is a steady supply of skunked beer, dead cats and shade. She'll molder and soften and spread her biomass out across the couch, stretching lazily for weeks, until there's enough corrupted fungal tissue to sever a portion from the original organism.Molester Stallone wrote:She did mention she was having an ultrasound soon, and you know Ben has strong swimmers.
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It's one of his best! I think Amelia should read it and learn a lesson or two about sloth, and maybe even the true meaning of Disability Check Day. I just want everything to work out for her!cold radiance wrote:I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...
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Thank you for using my love of that story to get it another dig at Amelia. I appreciate it!Green Chamber wrote:It's one of his best! I think Amelia should read it and learn a lesson or two about sloth, and maybe even the true meaning of Disability Check Day. I just want everything to work out for her!cold radiance wrote:I love that story. The part where he/it goes into his little hiding place in the wall or whatever and pulls out a dead cat...ack...
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A chicks dog tried helping me out once when I was going down on her. I hate dogs, but if I knew she'da been down with it, I would let him join the party.
turn these off meatman.
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hahaha, he tried giving me a shirt for free when they were dropping us off at your place with Andreas after they played last year! remember, i crashed here because i was too drunk/tired to go home? i don't think he realized/remembered it was me. He also thought I was your sister.Introvert wrote:Haha, when Jocke was at my place last year I should have told him that she used to live here.The Torsion wrote:I remember when you wrote about this. You were hanging out with some Swedish guys who said that in Sweden they would've just beaten the shit out of her.
come on....monsterod wrote:A chicks dog tried helping me out once when I was going down on her. I hate dogs, but if I knew she'da been down with it, I would let him join the party.
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He needs a motorcycle throttle on his nuts so he can control when and when not to be creepy molesterod.
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman! But at MDF once, we slept in the same bed. The next day, she molested Father of Lies!Vanessa America wrote:Torsion and Smooth.... wowzers
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Poor little virgin bastard. Shock and awe.smooth wrote:The next day, she molested Father of Lies!
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he was asking for it...how could i not oblige? i was shocked that someone older than myself was a virgin, and due to my malicious nature i was required to sully him, as per request.
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I don't think I'll ever go to MDF
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Amelia.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:he was asking for it...how could i not oblige? i was shocked that someone older than myself was a virgin, and due to my malicious nature i was required to sully him, as per request.
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOWbeing near me is a request to lose virginity, always. that's why i could never teach high school children.
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I'm not going this year, Portal is coming here and a lot of the bands I've seen/will possibly see again.
You are safety.
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Amelia.
Whaaat?
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Creepy uncle Amelia. Worst baby sitter in the world.
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hey, it's my theory that if they have pubes they must have ASKED their parents to get a babysitter for them...although the Craigslist personal ads really are an odd place to find childcare.