Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:33 pm
I complete surveys to get airline miles...this time they are interested in holy hell, --- hole hell. 
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Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
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Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:39 pm
You should just take a picture of your asshole post-shit and send it to them. A picture is worth a thousand questionnaires.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:56 pm
buttwholes.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:07 pm
So how did you answer? Sandpaper always gives me the impression that my asshole is being thoroughly cleansed.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:10 pm
Degree Absolute wrote:So how did you answer? Sandpaper always gives me the impression that my asshole is being thoroughly cleansed.
I answered along those lines---can't wait to see new ad campaigns with slogans like NEW ANGELSOFT "ANGELRIPPER" BATHROOM TISSUE, WITH 320 GRIT SILICON CARBIDE COATING!! FUCK SHIT UP!
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:14 pm
Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE
I am willing to pay more for quality toilet tissue brands: STRONGLY DISAGREE
I like a toilet tissue that feels slightly rough, because that makes me think it's cleaning better: AGREE (should feel more than slightly rough though)
I love using pre-moistened wipes after a bowel movement to get clean: STRONGLY DISAGREE
When money is tight, I switch to a less expensive brand of toilet tissue: STRONGLY AGREE (Pathos flyers work wonders!)
Thick toilet paper is wasteful: STRONGLY DISAGREE (I don't give a shit, no pun intended, about the environment)
Strength is more important than softness: NEITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE
I know the toilet tissue I buy isn't the best, but it's good enough for the price: AGREE
I always buy the softest possible toilet tissue: STRONGLY DISAGREE
I am willing to pay more for quality toilet tissue brands: STRONGLY DISAGREE
I like a toilet tissue that feels slightly rough, because that makes me think it's cleaning better: AGREE (should feel more than slightly rough though)
I love using pre-moistened wipes after a bowel movement to get clean: STRONGLY DISAGREE
When money is tight, I switch to a less expensive brand of toilet tissue: STRONGLY AGREE (Pathos flyers work wonders!)
Thick toilet paper is wasteful: STRONGLY DISAGREE (I don't give a shit, no pun intended, about the environment)
Strength is more important than softness: NEITHER AGREE OR DISAGREE
I know the toilet tissue I buy isn't the best, but it's good enough for the price: AGREE
I always buy the softest possible toilet tissue: STRONGLY DISAGREE
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 2:16 pm
I can see the analyst making demographic breakdowns based on that item: Dirtyasses VS non-DirtyassesTony Twist wrote:Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:47 pm
i am partial to the water hose and hand trick.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:49 pm
I want a bidet. That way the only toilet paper I'd use would be to dry off my so fresh and so clean anus.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:59 pm
how much PSI does those bidets kick out ? i would feel pretty dirty if my asshole didnt feel like i just left a car wash.Friendly Goatus wrote:I want a bidet. That way the only toilet paper I'd use would be to dry off my so fresh and so clean anus.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 5:03 pm
Fuck I don't know, bidettweeter. I don't want to hear about your ass.
Who talks about their own anus? God.
Who talks about their own anus? God.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:11 pm
everybody... you do know this is reeelpase right ?Friendly Goatus wrote:
Who talks about their own anus? God.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:13 pm
Only shitting in the ocean is real.
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:14 pm
you know, not much on the internet makes me laugh out loud but this did itTony Twist wrote:Getting completely clean after a bowel movement is extremely important to me: STRONGLY DISAGREE
Re: Think tank is interested in my asshole, I
Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:20 pm
You would be.ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i am partial to the water hose and hand trick.