That whole "purr" thing was the most disturbing BS this year for me. I actually felt sorry for Torsion. Every time Kat would do it a chill would run through my body.HeyWard wrote:Vanessa's job security is weakening by the moment if John is hanging around the office...
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so, i have to stretch out 4 bucks for 24 hours...
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yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.
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This has a very simple solution. Take the 4 dollars you have and stretch them out. Takes 5 seconds.
The Talmud wrote:Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave.
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hah this thread is now irrelevant since i got paid today. it still rules though, so, keep posting ideas.
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To stretch out your paycheck, you take it and you put it upon a table. You then stretch it out to where all sides and corners are even. Be careful not to tear it by over-stretching.
The Talmud wrote:Menahoth 43b-44a. A Jewish man is obligated to say the following prayer every day: Thank you God for not making me a gentile, a woman or a slave.
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Look at this smitten faggot...hipster holocaust wrote:yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.
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HeyWard wrote:Look at this smitten faggot...hipster holocaust wrote:yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.
All over a bottom half of a muffin or two...it's fuck all...
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Sorry I showed up late. I was gonna say buy two rolls of nickels, put them in a sock and BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF RANDOM SMALL CHILDREN, just for the record.
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So fun! Dag Ward, you missed out!HeyWard wrote:Look at this smitten faggot...hipster holocaust wrote:yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.
BTW, if my out of town friend's flight doesn't get canceled we might come out Thursday. I will also be inviting those pretty ladies.
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PS Sorry I have no sense of direction and we took the wrong train.
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Phones, check 'em out.Vanessa America wrote:So fun! Dag Ward, you missed out!HeyWard wrote:Look at this smitten faggot...hipster holocaust wrote:yesterday was magical, thank you for the amazing time vanessa. call me. bye.
Vanessa America wrote:BTW, if my out of town friend's flight doesn't get canceled we might come out Thursday. I will also be inviting those pretty ladies.
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i got dibs on brittany...mmmmm hmmm, god damn jesus fucking christ
btw i WISH i was as hot as pisscubes. dude wakes up and pisses excellence every morning, and probably blood from having sex with countless porn stars and supermodels every night (but still likes to look at himself in the mirror while he blows his load into their baby makers, i would like to imagine)
btw i WISH i was as hot as pisscubes. dude wakes up and pisses excellence every morning, and probably blood from having sex with countless porn stars and supermodels every night (but still likes to look at himself in the mirror while he blows his load into their baby makers, i would like to imagine)
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well are there at least some pics that I can leer at? I need this...
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pasta on sale is usually a dollar. buy a fifty cent can of tomato paste italian flavor and some cheap roma tomatoes for like 1.00 (usually can buy like 2-3). make sauce with paste, chopped tomatoes and some water taste. eat for breakfast lunch and dinner.
you'll have a dollar left over and can buy some cheap broccoli or something for a vegetable too.
you'll have a dollar left over and can buy some cheap broccoli or something for a vegetable too.
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i do that at least once a week
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Buy a loaf of bread and a 40. Steal a jar of peanut butter.
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band practice
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oh yeah and getting lost on the stinky train with two hot messes (not including myself)
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nah, it was her boss'
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Just imagine dude, without the generosity of Milla Jovovich, you would have had -1 bux for those 24 hours! Funny how things can be put into perspective...
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lol fuck you dickhead
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to eham's VA potential role playing scenario...