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Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2012 2:22 pm
by Zerohero
the awesome Assassin wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:
the awesome Assassin wrote:
\m/Johnny\m/ wrote:pirate jokes?
These joke are terrible... Like if Running Wild, put out a greatest hits album this winter and included one new song...
Not all the jokes are terrible, but the terrible ones are the best.
So if Running Wild played your community hall you'd pay $20 to see them... Then offer your time to recycle all the plastic cups...

So... I heard Running Wild went out to dinner at Long John Silvers, and....
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The manager made 'em swab the deck HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO
:awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :awesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome: :moreawesome:

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:12 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
Why will men and women never see eye to eye?
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because tits don't have eyes

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 7:31 pm
by Cascade Whore
Did you hear about the black guy who found a magic lamp and wished to be white and surrounded by pussy?
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The genie turned him into a tampon

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:25 pm
by Pastor of Muppets
whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
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i dont have a corvette in my garage, and if i did i wouldnt masturbate while sitting in it

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2012 11:58 pm
by Cascade Whore
what did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?
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Image

Re: The Joke Thread

Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2018 5:56 pm
by Necrophilic Mallard
I threw a surprise bukkake party for my girlfriend...
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Everybody came! You should've seen her face!