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If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:56 am
by monsterod
I would be at the Gold Room in Echo Park 3 hours ago. I love huge-boobed Latina bartenders in unbuttoned blouses. And a shot+beer for $4.

But that's me at this moment. :dann:

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:19 am
by Scarlet Bro Hansen
Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:20 am
by The Real MPD
whichever bar that hires you.

I mean, you have a kid right?

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:47 am
by monsterod
You guys are such dicks. Like, what's up man.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:51 am
by hipster holocaust
my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:18 am
by wheatgurm
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:56 am
by Jesus H Dump
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:59 am
by hipster holocaust
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
yeah i'm a fucking idiot for having those two slip my mind

to be fair though, i go there when i have money/wanna feel classy, and not go drunk ass ape shit at a bitchin rock n roll show, which believe it or not beats both of those combined

plus the fish n chips at HB made me throw up once

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:01 am
by wheatgurm
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:03 am
by Mari_Mar
I did pretty good at Divas last night.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:03 am
by Jesus H Dump
wheatgurm wrote:
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?
Yeah. It's a pretty cool spot. We'll have to go down there sometime. Kevin works at that New Season's store right by there too.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:04 am
by wheatgurm
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
Jesus H Dump wrote:
wheatgurm wrote:
hipster holocaust wrote:my vote goes for being at the know (pdx), sassy's (pdx), slabtown(pdx), the harp (costa mesa), caskey's (queens), mars bar (nyc), and don pedro's (bk) at the same time. now whoever authored this thread should make this happen.
uhh The Horse Brass? duhhh.
This and the Concordia Ale House is pretty good too.
Is that the bar we would pass by on our way to Ryan's old house?
Yeah. It's a pretty cool spot. We'll have to go down there sometime. Kevin works at that New Season's store right by there too.
:tup:

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:36 am
by monsterod
Mari_Mar wrote:I did pretty good at Divas last night.
Pics of your conquest? Let's see some gash.

My bladder just woke me up. I hate that.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:40 am
by monsterod
eh_d wrote:fuck i think i know what bar you are talking about moronrod, is it down the street from the echo?
leon used to take us there before shows at the echo, i would have loved to bury my face in some of those bartenders tittays
Yeah I think that's it. They wear these tight skirts around they big asses too. I love those big fucks.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:50 am
by Mari_Mar
monsterod wrote:
Mari_Mar wrote:I did pretty good at Divas last night.
Pics of your conquest? Let's see some gash.

My bladder just woke me up. I hate that.
Christ. I didn't take pics. I was too "busy".

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:20 am
by mastoman
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:26 am
by monsterod
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:37 am
by Masochrism
monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:41 am
by monsterod
Masochrism wrote:
monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?
Not recently. I was just really high and musing on huge-breasted bartenders. I'm gonna try to make my fantasy a reality next weekend though.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:57 am
by delmuerte
The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
monsterod wrote:
eh_d wrote:fuck i think i know what bar you are talking about moronrod, is it down the street from the echo?
leon used to take us there before shows at the echo, i would have loved to bury my face in some of those bartenders tittays
Yeah I think that's it. They wear these tight skirts around they big asses too. I love those big fucks.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:01 pm
by The Wages of Ben
monsterod wrote:
Masochrism wrote:
monsterod wrote:
mastoman wrote:
Scarlet Bro Hansen wrote:Why don't you shut the fuck up and drop dead.
Look faggot. I don't need your negatons. Not now. Not like this.
you were up here?
Not recently. I was just really high and musing on huge-breasted bartenders. I'm gonna try to make my fantasy a reality next weekend though.
Man I'd love to tag along on that.... but my parents will be in town next weekend

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:02 pm
by Bored, Esq.
delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:21 pm
by delmuerte
Yes, yes, yes. But I mean L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y the size of basketballs. Like bigger than my fucking goddamn head.
Bored, Esq. wrote:
delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:22 pm
by Bored, Esq.
delmuerte wrote:Yes, yes, yes. But I mean L-I-T-E-R-A-L-L-Y the size of basketballs. Like bigger than my fucking goddamn head.
Bored, Esq. wrote:
delmuerte wrote:The one bartendress with the implants that are literally the size of basketballs. Ah, mammaries.
This sounds like a common LA phenomenon.
Wow. Paralyzing to the common man and yet...oddly challenging. One would need to conquer them.

Re: If I could be in any bar, at any time....

Posted: Sat Feb 13, 2010 12:25 pm
by delmuerte
I'm curious as to measure the pancakosity of the nipple.
Bored, Esq. wrote:Wow. Paralyzing to the common man and yet...oddly challenging. One would need to conquer them.