My buddy Dale wanted to say "Hi" to the Reeelapse board.

[Toxicarius]

hahah, "special programs" huh?

so he's literally retarded. that's even better.

Back in the mid 90's when Michigan's economy was not as bad as it is now, my buddy Dale had a stretch where he was living in Upper Michigan homeless. He got a job down by Detroit making GOOD money, yet he remained homeless and slept in his van and various tents for 3 years, even in Michigan winters, so he could buy more CD's. He'd have rather buy more CD's every week than pay for rent.

Yeah, I think you're right...

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

We were watching The Caveman's Valentine today, and there was this scene with Samuel L. Jackson that went somethig like this:

[Glass Asshole]

Get Dale to reenact that scene. Now.

[Phritz]

ohoooo, looks like GFC has a crush on someone... [snicker, snicker]

[Glass Asshole]

Phritz, I will pound you. And I'm not just talking about your ass.

Dale looks like a haggard old bar wench from back in the day of the flutes. I wouldn't even wipe the shit on the end of my dick on him.

[heresy is progress]

INTERNETS!

how did I missed this the first time around...

[Hornie]

Dale resents you guys calling him fat, so we took a pic to show he's not all that fat for a 40 year old dude.

He wants you to apologize now.

Leave the fucking to capt quirk...he makes me want to hurl and i would rather be fucking a nice pussy. I like to hear them moan when they get a huge white cock like mine fuck that pierced pussy or plug that ass and this dork likely produces weak cum shot...but STILL shaves belly hair to show the way....come to my house and see my big wad on the screen.Plick

[Erik13]

[blastocystosis]

I really don't know what to make of all of this.

[Bored, Esq.]

I really don't know what to make of all of this.

That sweaty, trembling area between vile disgust and LOL amusement usually works for me.