White trash thread: Who's donated plasma?

[father of lies]

So, I'm broke as fuck right now. I have an interview for a much better paying job with steadier hours on Monday, but I need to cover some bills coming up. I also REALLY have my heart set on getting a cheap drum kit, and maybe somehow getting to MDF, and another job isn't going to let me catch up as quick as I would like. So! What's the deal? I'm pretty sure my controlled high blood pressure isn't a problem (it was 127/79 today. Could be better, but good enough.). Does that shit really scar? Is it worth $35 to be stuck in a room with a bunch of trailer residents for a few hours? As somebody that gets lightheaded when blood is drawn, and has ever since he started taking faggot ass Lisinopril, am I going to pass out?

[hana maru]

might as well try it.

i was broke as heck once and tried but they turned me away. my veins didn't pop up the way they like them to and they said it would be too difficult. sucked.

so basically, i have nothing to add to this topic.

[Wang Mandu]

Hahaha

[Dann O)))]

I do it twice a week for $55 total. Sometimes the rates do up as demand increases. I go early on my days off and it takes very little time.

[Bored, Esq.]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal. I went once when I was 20 or 21. I went to a Taco Bell afterward, ate too many soft tacos and passed out. These days, from what I hear, they have wifi and shit like that so you can sit there and surf porn and pass out from a plasma boner.

[father of lies]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal.

Holy hell, I didn't think of this. That's pretty kvlt.

[hard paranormal dong]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal. I went once when I was 20 or 21. I went to a Taco Bell afterward, ate too many soft tacos and passed out. These days, from what I hear, they have wifi and shit like that so you can sit there and surf porn and pass out from a plasma boner.

this whole fucking post is seriously the best shit i ever read!

[ibn Horowitz]

i donate it for free because i am a Good Person

[father of lies]

Oh good, you can come with me, and give me your money.

[ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR]

done that a few times in my early 20s.

[Bored, Esq.]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal. I went once when I was 20 or 21. I went to a Taco Bell afterward, ate too many soft tacos and passed out. These days, from what I hear, they have wifi and shit like that so you can sit there and surf porn and pass out from a plasma boner.

this whole fucking post is seriously the best shit i ever read!

You just like the taco part...I know you...

[NANOplague]

I never have only because I had a fear of having my blood tested for some reason.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I never have only because I had a fear of having my blood tested for some reason.

whoa man i hope you dont dip your wick too often. respek yr groin....

[pleasuretokill]

When I was 18-19 I had a part time job that payed $6.25 an hour and was attempting to live off of it. The job sucked really bad, so on Fridays me and a few friends would call in sick, donate plasma (which payed $10 more than going to work would have), buy beer, and live the dream! After donating plasma, 3-4 beers will put you down.....

[Erik13]

No. If I was that broke I'd just ask my nana for some cash or use my credit card.

[soiled depends]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal. I went once when I was 20 or 21. I went to a Taco Bell afterward, ate too many soft tacos and passed out. These days, from what I hear, they have wifi and shit like that so you can sit there and surf porn and pass out from a plasma boner.

this whole fucking post is seriously the best shit i ever read!

You just like the taco part...I know you...

I'm not going to bullshit you...the taco part was my favorite!

[Bored, Esq.]

To have paid for a drum set solely using your own blood would be pretty metal. I went once when I was 20 or 21. I went to a Taco Bell afterward, ate too many soft tacos and passed out. These days, from what I hear, they have wifi and shit like that so you can sit there and surf porn and pass out from a plasma boner.

this whole fucking post is seriously the best shit i ever read!

You just like the taco part...I know you...

I'm not going to bullshit you...the taco part was my favorite!

Well, one of the first things they tell you when you're finished is to wait a while before you eat a big meal. So of course I waved aside the humble advice of low-rent doctor - being 21 and thus immortal - and took half of my blood money to the nearest fine taco establishment and purchased a tidy sack of death. I soon slipped limply to the floor in a Grade-Z meat-induced coma. It wasn't the first time I had passed out in a fast food restaurant and it surely won't be the last. I have spent a great deal of time being horizontal and/or unconscious in public, I have often traveled that way, and let me tell you now: I prefer it. A horizontal man in the street is, IMO, an eloquent protest against both capitalist exploitation and various public intoxication laws. I enjoy protesting while lying down and, if possible, not even being conscious. I think of it as my body doing work that I'm too cool to do while awake.

[Toxicarius]

I've donated solids, liquids and gases... but never plasma...

[Vanessa America]

Don't they only give you a couple hundred bucks? How will that beer budget for your champagne lifestyle?

[hana maru]

Well, one of the first things they tell you when you're finished is to wait a while before you eat a big meal. So of course I waved aside the humble advice of low-rent doctor - being 21 and thus immortal - and took half of my blood money to the nearest fine taco establishment and purchased a tidy sack of death. I soon slipped limply to the floor in a Grade-Z meat-induced coma. It wasn't the first time I had passed out in a fast food restaurant and it surely won't be the last. I have spent a great deal of time being horizontal and/or unconscious in public, I have often traveled that way, and let me tell you now: I prefer it. A horizontal man in the street is, IMO, an eloquent protest against both capitalist exploitation and various public intoxication laws. I enjoy protesting while lying down and, if possible, not even being conscious. I think of it as my body doing work that I'm too cool to do while awake.

[hard paranormal dong]

actually bored, if you REALLY knew me youd know the plasma boner part was my favorite. basically you can say anything with the word boner and im pretty much unable to communicate with anyone for about 15 minutes.

[riley-o]

I never have only because I had a fear of having my blood tested for some reason.

[father of lies]

Don't they only give you a couple hundred bucks? How will that beer budget for your champagne lifestyle?

Im' pretty sure it's $35 each time, twice a week. For thoseof us without fancy pants office windows, that's quite a heaping helping...

[Gunther]

I never have only because I had a fear of having my blood tested for some reason.

Look at mister can't even look at a needle making fun of someone over here.

[mastoman]

if i wanted to make $35 quick, i'd just sell a record or two. i always thought donating plasma was for stupid people.