What is the sluttiest thing a chick could possibly do?

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Mode 1: IRL. Conceivable within existent social sexual customs. Example: sing the ABCs with your load in her mouth, in public, or something
Mode 2: Complete fantasy/engineered porno scene. Example: Get fucked by 50 guys in a row while a tattoo artist writes "WHORE" on her forehead in big block letters just so everyone knows for future reference
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Get tons of surgery to turn every orifice into a vagina. Amputate limbs and create vaginas at the stumps.
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Friendly Goatus wrote:Get tons of surgery to turn every orifice into a vagina. Amputate limbs and create vaginas at the stumps.
i'm suprised this hasnt happened yet
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Probably bang your old man while you are tied to a chair forced to watch? Maybe?
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LET A BLOATED CORPSE TAKE A SHIT IN HER EYEBALLS

keep it sick, motherfuckers!!!!!
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Teebore wrote:Probably bang your old man while you are tied to a chair forced to watch? Maybe?
thats pretty savage dude, ganbang all your best friends while you are made to drink crappy warm lager?
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soiled depends wrote:LET A BLOATED CORPSE TAKE A SHIT IN HER EYEBALLS

keep it sick, motherfuckers!!!!!
How is that slutty? That's just gross. :betternotstartanyshit:
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Well, for starters she should suck dis dick
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What if Streven made this thread...
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Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
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Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
but, how is that "slutty"? And "sluttiest" doesn't mean "worst", does it?
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Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
First, they'd tear off her clothes....
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Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
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Like... let a dude bone her n shit.
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Hunter wrote:Well for me, the worst way would be for a bunch of old men to get around the girl, and start biting and eating her alive.
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Edit: While married, fuck two dudes at the same time in an alley. Then two cops show up wanting some of the action.
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Mari_Mar wrote:
soiled depends wrote:LET A BLOATED CORPSE TAKE A SHIT IN HER EYEBALLS

keep it sick, motherfuckers!!!!!
How is that slutty? That's just gross. :betternotstartanyshit:
its his canadian stupidity shining through.

everybody knows that bloated corpses have no control of their bowels.
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