New month... It's now March. John the 75th???

[Toilet Fleet]

I don't know if I'd call watching some lifelong zilch wallow in his own grand scale impotence "frustrating," but it's certainly something alright.

[Necrometer]

Hopefully he gets it within three weeks of being shipped. Or it was lost.

convenient excuse #420: it was a weapon or some other "edgy" bullshit / customs probably intervened / tough luck / fuck the system

[soiled depends]

Okay, I just spent well over a weeks' wage to buy myself a tracking number. Great, time to throw it in the garbage!

[F/K/A HAPF]

Hopefully he gets it within three weeks of being shipped. Or it was lost.

convenient excuse #420: it was a weapon or some other "edgy" bullshit / customs probably intervened / tough luck / fuck the system

really trying to believe he wouldn't send an improvised weapon or explosives out of the country. three weeks is a reasonable amount of time to give the package to be halfway around the world.

[Mendicant]

sorry to spoil the fun fellas but the package arrived today - I was a little worried about the stains but seems everything inside was OK - thanks Thor these are great and better late than never - I will wear the shirt with pride!

[zombiehead]

soap....

[riley-o]

postage on the package i sent to australia, not counting packing material or gift costs: $63.50

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[zombiehead]

[Wang Mandu]

Haha, $63.50 = $14.20....

Stay classy, John.

[zombiehead]

i stand by the price quoted me at the post office for 7 lbs, sorry fellas.

total weight: 1.6

[Krieg]

x infinity

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Sorry to spoil the fun guys, but this is all an experiment, SIMMFOC is trolling us. Actually John the 75th is only a character, not his real persona. Come on, you won't believe Johnny did not know that we would know how much he really paid for the shipping and what exactly he sent

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Fuck ...

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[Toilet Fleet]

postage on the package i sent to australia, not counting packing material or gift costs: $63.50

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Yeah, but that's not counting the packing material and gift costs...

[soiled depends]

I love how he pulled the packing materials right out of the Taco Bell dumpster...

[Bored, Esq.]

Kvlt RBB reference shirt, but yeah...what's with the stained box? Sick, dude.

-10 points for not sending a burrito, also. That's just fucking cruel. Mendicant's sitting there hungry...help a brother out.

[Chevalier Mal Fet]

Haha, I stayed away from this thread as long as possible, but the pay-off is priceless. Dummfuc reminds me of an even lower rent version of my gf's useless brother, the type who will buy a new flat screen tv and fancy cell phone every other month and then cry about his lack of a life of 'privilege' when he can't pay the rent or feed his brats. One week bragging about his new toys and the next minute trying to use you as a no interest payday lender. The type who makes you chip in for your own gifts or parties and then still thinks he gets to act generous about it. What a fucking loser.

[Chevalier Mal Fet]

"yours in poverty"

What a fucking asshole......

"You should feel guilty because I'm a deadbeat"

[soiled depends]

hahaha

passive aggressive cocksucker....

[Chevalier Mal Fet]

hahaha

passive aggressive cocksucker....

Personal responsibility is the privilege of Ivory Tower Elitists

[the awesome Assassin]

It took him 3 months to save up $14.20... The shirt was probably buried in his closet, same with the book... And that soap is a re-gift... And that poverty line, what a fucking asshole...

[John Jr.]

how did you guys know i got my packing materials from taco bell? is zombiehead ON THE CASE?!?!?

[riley-o]

explain this, lowlife

postage on the package i sent to australia, not counting packing material or gift costs: $63.50

[Toilet Fleet]

This thread brings all sorts of laffo, from so many different sources.

[John Jr.]

you guys wanna see if we can get it up to 50 pages? im game!

[Toilet Fleet]

I'm sure you can dodge the issue of being totally full of shit for 50 pages, and it serves as a public service for everybody else; the idiot to our village, as it were. Amusing others by your inability to do anything else.

[riley-o]

just admit you're a fucking fraud, that no one can ever believe a word you say, that you have no allegiance to the truth and that you'll straight up lie through your teeth if you feel it advances your cause and we can be done with it. are you man enough to admit when you've been caught and there's no more lies you can tell to make yourself not look like an utter scumbag ?