Jesus Christ Ebert looks like a manical grinning freak now

[zombiehead]

holy fuck

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

his wife is black

[zombiehead]

seriously... what the fuck

[krudmonk]

this actually makes him much more awesome

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

needs to be emoticon

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Also just heard of this today. I read somewhere, maybe NY Times, that he gives a thumbs down if he needs his personal nurse to come assist him.

[zombiehead]

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b169663 ... y_new.html

[eddie munster]

fucking christ... i regret watching that

[Turd Murder]

Two thumbs down.

[smellmyfinger]

Looks like Siskel had the right idea.

[IFryKids]

Most depressing thread of the year.

[Teufel]

That's pretty fucking weird.

[Admiral Dick Fart]

I had no idea his wife was black. I think that shocked me more than the face. Holy shit, what a badass!

[FATRABBIT]

nothing personal, but you're all wrong. 2k10.3 Ebert is probably the best manifestation yet - his writing, which has always been great,* is now off the chain.** he's still too nice with his reviews, but hey, he loves those movies.

you didn't even post the most hideous picture of him:

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

which is part of his vanity fair interview,*** one of the best things i've read in a while. the idea that something this horrible could not only make you a better person, but a happier person? unbelievable, but there it is.



*"...this film is not only garbage on an artistic level, but that it is also garbage on the crude and base level where it no doubt hopes to find its audience. "Caligula" is not good art, it is not good cinema, and it is not good porn."

**http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/2009/02 ... ttest.html

***http://www.esquire.com/features/roger-ebert-0310

[Wormholegenerator]

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[krudmonk]

[monsterod]

[Necrometer]

lol

[Wormholegenerator]

[Necrometer]

concept 10

execution 10

impact 4

[zzzzzzzz]

zzzzzzzzzzz totally didn't post this shit some days ago, fucking copycat, feel like a hipster band? 50 people show to your gig? 10 people show to the 70s band you copied gig? doing it right by modern cocksuckery standards

[T O))) M]

[Mr. Budd]

The Man Who Laughed

[Wang Mandu]

Ebert will always rule for owning the hell out of Vincent Gallo. "One day I will be thin, but Vincent Gallo will always be the director of The Brown Bunny."

[Assplay!!!]

I enjoy following him on Twitter.

[Comrade Slinky]

Soldier on Ebert.

[Deez Nutz]

He should make a mask to conceal his grimaced visage and become a super-villian.