Jesus Christ Ebert looks like a manical grinning freak now

[Deez Nutz]

He should make a mask to conceal his grimaced visage and become a super-villian.

[Turd Murder]

Thank goodness cinemas turn the lights down. They must sneak him in when the trailers are running to not alarm the other patrons.

[Zerohero]

Ebert is not an animal!

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[spacehamster]

I wonder how he keeps from drooling all over himself.

[Bored, Esq.]

I wonder how he keeps from drooling all over himself.

Plastic cup and duct tape.

Seriously, though...I have new respect for this man after going through and reading a lot of his reviews. I wish he didn't feel he had to grace us with his chinless presence, but whatever.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

These things are good: ice cream and cake, a ride on a harley, seeing monkeys in the trees, the rain on my tongue, and the sun shining on my face.

These things are a drag: dust in my hair, holes in my shoes, no money in my pocket, and the sun shining on my face

[Honky Kong 64]

5 star thread

[SKI DOO]

Oprah rules these days...

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

Ebert was a big fan of the movie River's Edge. there used to be a 3 or 4 minute clip of their old show where they review the movie. Can't find it now, which sucks, because it was real good. Ebert also wrote a quite lengthy review of the movie which was excellent and placed the movie at #8 on his list of Top 10 Movies of 1987.

[Foot Foot]

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[White Like Jesus]

I think he gets a lot of flak because he's the most famous movie critic alive, so he CAN'T be good, EVER. I mean, you're not going to agree 100% with one person on every single thing, but pre-jaw cancer, when people disagreed, they were all like "Man, FUCK Ebert. Guy is a fat piece of shit that doesn't know dick." A lot of his reviews are pretty good - even when I don't agree, he's good at explaining himself.

Though he DID give good reviews to Star Wars 1&3, Avatar, What Dreams May Come, etc...