Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

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Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

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I get a kick outta this shit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/0 ... 85419.html

Early Wednesday morning, State Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Calif.) was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Sources report that Ashburn -- a fierce opponent of gay rights -- was driving drunk after leaving a gay nightclub; when the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, there was an unidentified man in the passenger seat of the car.

Ashburn has issued an apology for the incident:

"I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me - my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate."
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In the old days, he would be swinging from a sycamore by high noon...
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hear hear...
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:idea: maybe he was there to teach them savage serial asspounders a little family values--and how to drinkka like a mans
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:tup:

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Need more of these stories for counter-fodder for the crazy repubs I work with.
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Loudly ordering bourbons all night long...
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100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.
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Roy Ashburn sounds like something ScoobyDoo would say after having gay sex with a republican senator from California.
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just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.
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Eight Foot Manchild wrote:100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.
I don't think novelty was what he was going for here.
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good.
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Eight Foot Manchild wrote:100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.
and here I was thinking I was a journalist and this board was my news organization. Please accept my apologies for this horrible misunderstanding
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does anyone have sober homosex anymore?
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it's totally news when it happens to yet another lying hypocrite scumbag republican.

then it's much welcomed news here at rape haus.
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Welcome to the party, Senator Ashburn. We won't bite...unless you want us to.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
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father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.
do you speak from experience?
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Maybe he was gonna let his wife watch...
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Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.
are you masturbating as you type tweeter limbaugh?
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.

i already made that jokey joke mans, see above posts
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
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Zerohero wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.

i already made that jokey joke mans, see above posts
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