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Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:45 am
by baconrebellion
I get a kick outta this shit

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/0 ... 85419.html

Early Wednesday morning, State Sen. Roy Ashburn (R-Calif.) was pulled over and arrested for drunk driving. Sources report that Ashburn -- a fierce opponent of gay rights -- was driving drunk after leaving a gay nightclub; when the officer stopped the state-issued vehicle, there was an unidentified man in the passenger seat of the car.

Ashburn has issued an apology for the incident:

"I am deeply sorry for my actions and offer no excuse for my poor judgment. I accept complete responsibility for my conduct and am prepared to accept the consequences for what I did. I am also truly sorry for the impact this incident will have on those who support and trust me - my family, my constituents, my friends, and my colleagues in the Senate."

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:47 am
by soiled depends
In the old days, he would be swinging from a sycamore by high noon...

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:48 am
by la caca eres tu
hear hear...

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:51 am
by Zerohero
:idea: maybe he was there to teach them savage serial asspounders a little family values--and how to drinkka like a mans

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:52 am
by Bored, Esq.
:tup:

Keep it classy, politicians.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:55 am
by Hypnagogia
Need more of these stories for counter-fodder for the crazy repubs I work with.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:56 am
by soiled depends
Loudly ordering bourbons all night long...

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 8:59 am
by Eight Foot Manchild
100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:06 am
by Mr. Budd
Roy Ashburn sounds like something ScoobyDoo would say after having gay sex with a republican senator from California.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:13 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:16 am
by Bored, Esq.
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.
I don't think novelty was what he was going for here.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:34 am
by BUNGVOX
good.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:35 am
by baconrebellion
Eight Foot Manchild wrote:100% of homophobes are closet cases. This isn't news.
and here I was thinking I was a journalist and this board was my news organization. Please accept my apologies for this horrible misunderstanding

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:36 am
by Dr Yail Bloor
does anyone have sober homosex anymore?

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:37 am
by BUNGVOX
it's totally news when it happens to yet another lying hypocrite scumbag republican.

then it's much welcomed news here at rape haus.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:06 am
by Admiral Dick Fart
Welcome to the party, Senator Ashburn. We won't bite...unless you want us to.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:09 am
by father of lies
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:13 am
by Hypnagogia
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:14 am
by BUNGVOX
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.
do you speak from experience?

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:14 am
by Admiral Dick Fart
Maybe he was gonna let his wife watch...

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:15 am
by Zerohero
ASH BURN


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Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:18 am
by ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR
Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:19 am
by BUNGVOX
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.
are you masturbating as you type tweeter limbaugh?

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:20 am
by Zerohero
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
Hypnagogia wrote:
father of lies wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:just because he went to a gay bar doesn't mean he is gay.

Bringing home strange dudes from the gay bar is pretty straight. I don't see why you're all making such a big deal. Maybe they're just friends.
butt buddies?
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.

i already made that jokey joke mans, see above posts

Re: Another Republican arrested for drunken homosex

Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:21 am
by soiled depends
Zerohero wrote:
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:
he probably went their as a good christian to show the gay men the error of their ways.

i already made that jokey joke mans, see above posts