Sorry Amelia, but I'm letting the cat out of the bag!

[BUNGVOX]

some all nighter cheeseburger action.

[Vagectomy]

I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.

DRUNK not lazy. She was worth the fuck at the time, but the other shit I save for pretty girls.

[BUNGVOX]

I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.

DRUNK not lazy. She was worth the fuck at the time, but the other shit I save for pretty girls.

this is despicable.

[Vagectomy]

I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.

DRUNK not lazy. She was worth the fuck at the time, but the other shit I save for pretty girls.

this is despicable.

So you would have licked that pussy that countless cocks have entered?

[BUNGVOX]

I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.

DRUNK not lazy. She was worth the fuck at the time, but the other shit I save for pretty girls.

this is despicable.

So you would have licked that pussy that countless cocks have entered?

maybe. maybe not. but i would at least finger it for a bit. and maybe dig into the asshole if she's down for that sort of sport. it's all about taking what you want in life....not pussyfooting around.

[Vagectomy]

I did nothing but insert my raging wild cock into her wet cock trap. I did suck and bite her nipples because she asked me too. I was on top. I did what I had to do, blew my load into the trojan and got up and went to piss. I came back and she was acting all weird wanting me to lay with her. It wasn't anything special, I just wanted to get it off my chest because she has wanted me to keep this as a secret for years now.

you are lazy. you should have went the extra mile. got some head. fucked some tits. fingered some holes. pummeled some butthole. 69'd her. golden showers. the works.

DRUNK not lazy. She was worth the fuck at the time, but the other shit I save for pretty girls.

this is despicable.

So you would have licked that pussy that countless cocks have entered?

maybe. maybe not. but i would at least finger it for a bit. and maybe dig into the asshole if she's down for that sort of sport. it's all about taking what you want in life....not pussyfooting around.

I fucked it and left, that is what I wanted. Sticking around and playing with a fat whore is what I would call pussyfooting around.

[BUNGVOX]

lazy.

[Vagectomy]

lazy.

You put effort into one night stands with fat whores? I'm just wondering you know. Maybe my game is lacking.

[BUNGVOX]

hey man. the bitches love my pud. that's all im sayin.

[hipster holocaust]

someone should lock this disgusting thread. what would your mothers say if they read this?

[BUNGVOX]

my mom would break your dick off and shove it in your mouth.

[Vagectomy]

My mom made this thread.

[hipster holocaust]

you're a thread

[Jesus H Dump]

beef siloh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

[Vagectomy]

beef siloh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Yeah that was quite epic.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you were right about my tits falling into my armpits....and they're actually not even big compared to my gut and everything. i sweat a lot too, even when it's cold out.

i didn't have sex with this guy, as far as i know. something isn't adding up. if you could post a picture of yourself wearing my clothes i think we can clear the air once and for all...the ultimate proof...do you have it?

[Friendly Goatus]

I don't know... you having sex with someone like netherworld... it sounds about right.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I don't know... you having sex with someone like netherworld... it sounds about right.

i generally try to keep my sexcapades limited to erotic interaction with people that are somewhat out of my league. that way if i get attached, there's a safety net in knowing they never will be, and that one day i will push them away by getting too creepy.

so nah, netherworld is like the guy that tries hard to fuck me while i'm blacked out and barely conscious, then says i was begging for it when i open my eyes saying someone else's name....

SHIT JUST GOT REAL, SON.

[wheatgurm]

Shit dude you owned this thread haha. Cya tomorrow.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

I don't know if you're being sarcastic, but I truly thought that was pretty good. A decent mix of self-deprecation, self-awareness, and humorously lighthearted acceptance of a potentially dark existence.

On second read, I didn't type what I thought I did. I ate too much pizza, I think it's clogging my brain.

[heresy is progress]

some all nighter cheeseburger action.

hahaha bungvox you are my favorite reelapser of all time...

However, all your valiant attempts to make this thread epic and boner-inducing are probably in vain. Vagectomy is a sorry fucking loser wannabe low rent TNBW who simply doesn't have the skillset to troll on any truly professional level. I wish he would get a nasty staph infection on his peener and it would fall off and he would die already.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

why, so you could post more about how happy you are that malady has befallen him? the guy already lost the genetic lottery. have a fucking heart, you scoundrel!

[NANOplague]

some all nighter cheeseburger action.

[BUNGVOX]

some all nighter cheeseburger action.

that dude means fuckin business.

now back to vagectomy and his bullshit story about railing amelia's meat hole in a drunken dose of horny fury. it's a bogus story concocted to make himself look good. if you're gonna play in texas you gotta have a fiddler in the band ya know what im sayin?

[Bored, Esq.]

if you're gonna play in texas

Dude...don't even...