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Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:12 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
The unconscious snake.
The fight with the birds flying around and Black Belt Jones puffing out his cheeks.
The broken sunglasses.
Bruce Lee's face after he squishes Oharra.
"Why doesn't somebody pull out a .45 and, bang, settle it?"
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:26 pm
by NANOplague
Haha, the broken sunglass scene is great. I also enjoy the expressions of the flunkies as he breaks their bones.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:27 pm
by milkmandan
I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 pm
by NANOplague
It's "Extra-Ordinary!"
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:28 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
Oh man...
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:29 pm
by Hypnagogia
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
it's on G4 at least once a month.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:32 pm
by The Torsion
I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:37 pm
by Friendly Goatus
The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.
Fucking duh.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:38 pm
by doomeddisciple
"Refuse from waterfront bars"
Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:39 pm
by Toxicarius
It's a good fun film. The foley artists should've been shot, but it's a good fun film. Good fun.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:40 pm
by CHUFFED beyond necropsy
doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:41 pm
by Necrometer
milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:42 pm
by NANOplague
CHUFFED beyond necropsy wrote:doomeddisciple wrote:Kentucky Fried Movie version is also win.
"But you'd have the chance to kill 50, maybe 60 men!"
"These are men who no longer care where they end up... but don't drink."
"Where are we?" "I don't care.. but I DON'T DRINK!"
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:44 pm
by Wang Mandu
Friendly Goatus wrote:The Torsion wrote:I'm sure it's entertaining, but I don't get the idolization of Bruce Lee.
Uhhhhh dude because tv says so.
Fucking duh.
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.
Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."
"Oh? How so?"
"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:48 pm
by NANOplague
haha! here it is, I was close
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Refuse, found in waterfront bars.
Loo: Shanghaied?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Prisoner #3: I don't know who I am!
Prisoner #4: Yeah. and I don't drink.
Dr. Klahn: Guards!
[moves prisoners]
Dr. Klahn: Do you care?
Prisoner #5: No.
Dr. Klahn: Put this man in cell #1, and give him a drink.
Guard: What do you drink?
Prisoner #5: I don't care.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:48 pm
by The Torsion
Wang Mandu wrote:
He made badass kung fu films and dying in your prime helps a lot. See: Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, etc... Also, he's probably the most groundbreaking Asian film star ever.
Jim Kelly ruled in this movie.
"Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice."
"Oh? How so?"
"I'll be too busy looking gooood."
I mean the myths surrounding the guy... Parlor tricks like the one inch punch, the claims about all the fights he was supposed to be in, the claims that he could've taken out any great heavyweight boxer or would've beaten Duran and other assorted bullshit.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:49 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Roper wearing his nut huggers while playing golf.
Hahaha, and Bolo's face while he's getting his leg bit is priceless.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 pm
by NANOplague
The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 pm
by Wang Mandu
Ahhh, right. I have no idea either, the Internet would have debunked that shit in no time. I wonder if it was his doing or just people being idiots. Certainly didn't hurt his bank account.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:53 pm
by The Torsion
NANOplague wrote:The one inch punch thing goes back to Wing Chun and probably before that.
Oh it's an old parlor trick, for sure.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:04 pm
by Honky Kong 64
Necrometer wrote:milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
"Bullshit, Mister Han man!"
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:06 pm
by NANOplague
Honky Kong 64 wrote:Necrometer wrote:milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
"Bullshit, Mister Han man!"
haha! I always thought he was saying "Mr Hand-Man" you know, on account'a the hand.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:08 pm
by ThePhillyExperiment
Necrometer wrote:milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:08 pm
by Bored, Esq.
It's a fantastic, hilarious movie. But, you know...fucking John Saxon FTW. He was in Mitchell! His real name is Carmine Orrico.
Re: Man Enter the Dragon is so awesomely cheesy.
Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:14 pm
by pooptastik
ThePhillyExperiment wrote:Necrometer wrote:milkmandan wrote:I don't think I've ever seen this. Mandatory viewing?
100% skippable IMO
You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.