What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
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What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
I would say <.01%
I also doubt they ever set foot in an outhouse come to think of it...
I also think they missed school the day they taught prepositions...that chick is cleared OUTSIDE the outhouse
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540291219
I also doubt they ever set foot in an outhouse come to think of it...
I also think they missed school the day they taught prepositions...that chick is cleared OUTSIDE the outhouse
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540291219
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
+1 for rape ghoul wearin' a twisty cap
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???
I cunt find a bigger ones.
I cunt find a bigger ones.
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
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F/K/A HAPF wrote:Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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You think Century Media could dust 'em with some mascara, and make that disk marketable?valgalder wrote:Zero, did you do the artwork for their split album???
I cunt find a bigger ones.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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soiled depends wrote:shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
I think singerdoode took his dad's pinstriped business suit slack to the tailor and altered for brutal stage wear.
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
raped victim is wearing cherry red 5" fuck me pumps
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
huhhuhhuh you said tender.Zerohero wrote:F/K/A HAPF wrote:Little neighbor girl's vagina? Look like they'd munch 4 year old vag.
since the guitarist only looks 9, i think fingerbangin 4 year olds is legal tender
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I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
they could just be wearing super low cut sox.soiled depends wrote:shoos without sox 2 prove inner turmoil and hatred....
cuz you know, the ladies don't like sock tan lines
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
that's the venue i want to play at!worsethanuseless wrote:Mar 19 Hoeks Death Metal FUCKING Pizza
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I thought Deathmetal pizza was like a take out place...worsethanuseless wrote:Upcoming Shows
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I seriously thought the vocalist in a Chicago-based death metal band was a chick, to the point that I was about to go try to buy him/her/it a drink... then good sense prevailed.Degree Absolute wrote:I can't stop laughing at that guy on the left. He looks like a 12 year old girl.
(Actually, the late Lord Abortion intervened...)
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
How trashed were you when that happened?
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There is an actual show, showcase, what ever the fuck it is at Hoek's during SXSW, Kill The Client is apparently playing that crap as well... complete facepalm for me.
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What are the odds that the "artist" for that cover graphic is still in 6th grade?
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We'd spent the entire previous day drinking, and had started at 10:45 that morning. This was one of the Central Illinois Metalfests... though the year escapes me. I remember Origin and Embalmer were on the ticket... maybe 2005?Degree Absolute wrote:How trashed were you when that happened?
By that time, I was destroyed and floating in booze.
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
I'm pretty sure they're a myth.baconrebellion wrote:they may have HEARD OF the existence of vaginas
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Re: What's the probability this band ever touched a vagina?
actually played a track or two...
sounds about par for the genre, which ain't saying much for the genre.
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sounds about par for the genre, which ain't saying much for the genre.
4/9 cans of sockless brutality
rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
LordDarksoul wrote:Thanks for the concern, Fucktractor.
BUNGVOX wrote:i don't want metallica to shit their pants. i want metallica to shit MY pants.