Top forty best Beers ever dranken

[Ipswich]

According to some incredibly wrongheaded sluts!

http://eatthis.womenshealthmag.com/slid ... eers#title


facepalm collage

[valgalder]

who compiled this list, InBev?

[Bored, Esq.]

who compiled this list

A bunch of xasthur fans, apparently.

[Teebore]

I'm not even going to look at this list but I will say I'll be enjoying a Bell's Batch 9000 tonight...Woot!

[necrothrash]

So they counted down supermarket beers in order of calories. How enlightening!

[jakebonz]

Um...it's the top 40 "diet" beers to drink. They're not going for taste, but seeing Bud anywhere near a top 40 is a fucking disgrace.

[bloodybloodlicker]

I think you missed their point. The ratings are based strictly on calories. That's it. And what's with the grammar?? DRANKEN?

"Beers are listed from worst to best based on calories and carbohydrate content--the two major nutritional factors at play when analyzing alcohol."

edit: yes, what Jakebonz said.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

[Lord Beguile]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

Fucking christ, Skidkunt

[necrothrash]

I don't like the taste of beer because I am special and unique. My palette is sensitive and i don't care for the texture of lettuce mixed with a cheeseburger.

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

I don't like the taste of beer because I am special and unique. My palette is sensitive and i don't care for the texture of lettuce mixed with a cheeseburger.

I never likes the tast of most alcohol. I usually drank it to get drunk, nopt to marvel at the flavor. After 5 or 6 you don't care about taste anyway. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!

[F/K/A HAPF]

They missed Bud Select 55.

[necrothrash]

^^^^ Drinking instructions from a guy who doesn't like beer ^^^^

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

[Ipswich]

And what's with the grammar?? DRANKEN?

dranken
noun

1. Plural form of drank.

~Skyclad's Collegiate Dictionary, 6th edition

[baconrebellion]

the "witty" descriptions made me want to kick them in their vaginas

[soiled depends]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

[baconrebellion]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

Cut him some slack, he is just being a good samaratin. He's only trying to show us that it's not really possible to enjoy the taste of beer and that we are merely fooling ourselves. How is he armed with this incisive, arcane and esoteric knowledge?

He, personally, doesn't like the taste of beer

[Bored, Esq.]

the "witty" descriptions made me want to kick them in their vaginas

Metrosexuals.

[Cryptoplasty]

that's it. my fucking night is ruined.

For real. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight knowing people drink beers of a lower standard.

[Cryptoplasty]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

hahaha

[Cryptoplasty]

that's it. my fucking night is ruined.

For real. I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight knowing people drink different kinds of beer than I do.

don't fucking sass me, red.

Oh haha, I thought you were being sarcastic.

Carry on then..

[43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.

[Cryptoplasty]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.

we can tell

[Ghost Dad]

I'm not even going to look at this list but I will say I'll be enjoying a Bell's Batch 9000 tonight...Woot!

Uncle Stouty, Stoutin' it up

[metal5411]

I can't remember the name of it, but the best I ever had was some blueberry/chocolate stuff. It was one of the few beers I thought actually tasted good.

just stick with the slurpees and the cherry cokes you fucking closet diabetic. leave alcohol to the grown ups...

I've drank more "good" beer than you've lied about.

Yeah, but not for the taste, right? How did you know it was good beer anyway? Did you PET scan it? That's the only way to know for sure.