Answers that answer all questions

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Share your answers that answer all questions!

The reversal:

Q: Why is there a raccoon sleeping in your bed?
A: Why wouldn't there be a raccoon sleeping in my bed?

Their problem:

Q: Why is there a raccoon sleeping in your bed?
A: Sounds like a personal problem.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

knock knock
who's there?
Daniel
Daniel who?
Daniel so loud I can hear you fine.

[Friendly Goatus]

what the fuck is this shit

[Ghost Dad]

Because I said so.


"Huh, have you seen my car keys?"

"Because I said so, that's why!"

[Friendly Goatus]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

[Ghost Dad]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

well, i

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?....

[Ghost Dad]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?....

ok, your avatar needs some 'splainin, too.

[Friendly Goatus]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?....

ok, your avatar needs some 'splainin, too.

It's just a cute hipster trying to be cute, hiply.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

no seriously

what the fuck is this fucking shit

What did the pink panther say when he stepped on an ant?....

ok, your avatar needs some 'splainin, too.

I was looking for pictures of Belial Bradley.

[Friendly Goatus]

Dok Nokam was standing on a bar in downtown Los Angelies, drinking his favorite cigar and smoking his favorite beer. Suddenly, alians from outside of space entered the bar.
"Where is the one you call Duk Nukim," said the alin, "we wish to speak with him."
Dek Noukam kicked over his barstool and said, "Here I am, come over here and get some of me."
"We do not want to fight you," the alean ejaculated, "only to talk."
Duke Nukim dodged the aliean seamen and pulled out his shotgun, shouting "I'm not gonna fight you, I'm gonna kick your ass."
Dak Nakam fired at the elian and the ilian was ded. He then tossed what was left of his smoking beer at the corpse to make it smell better and gave his cigar to the bartender to drink because he did not have any money left after undertipping a hooker. Dok Nokem walked outside to see alans everywhere killing people.
"Fuck alieans, I hate aleans, I want to go home," Duk said.
So Duk went home and masterdebated about healthcare with president Obama over the phone. Once Duke had finished and cleaned up, he said,
"My name is Douk Noukem, and I don't pay for phone sex."
Breaking the phone in two with his thirteen inch dick, Duke narrowly avoided the 60$ charge for his masterdebating session.
"Damn, I'm good," Douk said.
Duak's window shattered as an alien laser struck a neighboring building. Now an angry motherfucker, Duk went outside to see who he needed to hurt.
Dak Nokim saw aelins killing people and people being killed by ealans and was mad. He realized he had no pants on and his 14 inch dick was touching the sidewalk.
"Dok, go put your boot in the ilians ass," his dick said.
Duk lafed, "You're the smartest talking 15 inch dick I ever known."
However, Dec was in for troble as the various womens and mens running from the ilins were distracted by his 18 inch penis. They crowded around him asking his dick for autographs.
"Fuck off." the dick said as it broke one man's arm.
Now that Duke's penis had frightened the fans away, he used it like a pogo stick and jumped to New Orleans where the aleians had made hurricanes attack the city. While he was there he spotted a black man named Kanyo.
"Yo wassup nigga George Bush don' care about black people," Kanyo said.
Duke put his dick in the confused man's ear and it whispered, "Obama's the president now. And he's black."

And that's the story of how New Orleans discovered that Balack Obama won the presidential race.

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]

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[Tony Twist]

Because is the be all, end all to all questions.


I have been pissing my buddy off lately though cause apparently I answer to many questions with "I guess".

[Geeheeb]

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[soiled depends]

if this is your idea of a good time, then maybe it's past time to finally blast your brains to kingdom come.

[Jesus H Dump]

JYFIHP

[Green Chamber]

"I'm white."

[Broken Into Pieces]

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[smooth]

Because is the be all, end all to all questions.


I have been pissing my buddy off lately though cause apparently I answer to many questions with "I guess".

I got a sly remark the other day when I answered a question of:

What did you wind up doing?

with-- 'We wound up coming back here I guess.'

The 'I guess' part sort of made her wrinkle her eyebrow and she said, "I guess? You either came or you didn't." Apparently, this person doesn't quite register style or lack-thereof in human speech and takes everything way too literally!

[alleged triggerman]

I once communicated all day using this term:

"You shut your dirty whore mouth!"

[Mari_Mar]

I once communicated all day using this term:

"You shut your dirty whore mouth!"

I made one little comment about not wanting to see the Broncos game...

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

I like to answer questions with further questions.

Q: Why is there a raccoon sleeping in your bed?
A: I'll have to answer that question with another question: How can you justify Ford's pardon of Nixon?

[Morpheus]

You should all question the way Socrates did. Which can basically be narrowed down to the old playground game of asking "Why?" after the other person speaks. I've always been nervous around others and I've found that method the quickest way to get to know someone and develop a good conversation. Keep questioning and get to the root of their ideas.

[Mari_Mar]

You should all question the way Socrates did. Which can basically be narrowed down to the old playground game of asking "Why?" after the other person speaks. I've always been nervous around others and I've found that method the quickest way to get to know someone and develop a good conversation. Keep questioning and get to the root of their ideas.

why... ?

[Geeheeb]

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