Eggs cooked in butter, bacon, sausage...

[Bored, Esq.]

Eggs cooked in butter, bacon, sausage, hash browns or home fries, fresh whole wheat toast, thick black coffee, unfiltered cigarette.

Pancakes with real maple syrup and homemade butter, side of sausage, cold glass of milk, thick black coffee, flannel shirt, unfiltered cigarette.

Fresh bagel with butter, dark roast coffee in a burning hot cup, short walk to work, unfiltered cigarette on a stoop watching the sun rise.

New suit, worn leather chair, smoky sunset and a tumbler full of single malt, a full bottle beside it, Bogart movie on, unfiltered cigarette, woman who you just met coming over later wearing a white dress.

Getting a long, slow blowjob on a cool Sunday afternoon, knowing the Japanese wore ponytails to stuff in their mouths in order to stifle the sounds of orgasm through paper walls. You don't have a ponytail and your neighbors are at church. Later: unfiltered cigarette and ice cold beer in a cloud of cicada sounds.

[Geeheeb]

My friend is trying to start a band called slow blowjob.

[Brian P.]

My friend is trying to start a band called slow blowjob.

totally awesome! I hope it's a loud doom band with crazy lows.

[chrusti(ns)anity]

not a smoker, but other than that...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

gillette, the best a man can get

[Green Chamber]

Someone's been digging the copy in old magazine ads...

[VueeeuVueeeeuV]

JG ballard thinks of the morning?

[hipster holocaust]

unfilters

[chris narcosis]

Eggs cooked in butter, bacon, sausage, hash browns or home fries, fresh whole wheat toast, thick black coffee, unfiltered cigarette.

Pancakes with real maple syrup and homemade butter, side of sausage, cold glass of milk, thick black coffee, flannel shirt, unfiltered cigarette.

Fresh bagel with butter, dark roast coffee in a burning hot cup, short walk to work, unfiltered cigarette on a stoop watching the sun rise.

New suit, worn leather chair, smoky sunset and a tumbler full of single malt, a full bottle beside it, Bogart movie on, unfiltered cigarette, woman who you just met coming over later wearing a white dress.

Getting a long, slow blowjob on a cool Sunday afternoon, knowing the Japanese wore ponytails to stuff in their mouths in order to stifle the sounds of orgasm through paper walls. You don't have a ponytail and your neighbors are at church. Later: unfiltered cigarette and ice cold beer in a cloud of cicada sounds.

SOUNDS GOOD BUT MY MISSUS IS A FUCKIN SLAG MATE!!!!!!!!!!!