whatever happened to Advances|Monkey?

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whatever happened to Advances|Monkey?

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use to be interesting, intellectual zany mens posting, recall as a fan worthy poster

:rhug: :lhug:

This new mans with same avatard is really bitter vindictive bullshitter, what the hell happened??

herfsyndrome? baindramage?
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Power AIDS?
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
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I fully agree! I've always been a fan of that weird little guy. I'd venture to presume that he's mentally unwell, though, and seems to have taken a turn for the worse.
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Woman troubles
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:idea: Maybe his sister got raped and then lit on fire before before getting thrown out of a moving limozine?
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ive just assumed and will continue assuming (rightly) that it's a tricky gambit to stay intense and brilliant without lapsing face first into abysmal uselessness

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noah thirteen wrote:I'm pretty sure he's one of the best posters here, if anything he's improved immensely in the last few months. A+ opinions.
wtf? is this your infamous counter-irony again? if it is, it's definitely effective.
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noah thirteen wrote:
Phritz wrote:
noah thirteen wrote:I'm pretty sure he's one of the best posters here, if anything he's improved immensely in the last few months. A+ opinions.
wtf? is this your infamous counter-irony again? if it is, it's definitely effective.
Counter-irony? What the fuck are you talking about? I only speak my mind, straight up.
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Bored, Esq. wrote:Woman troubles
thats the common denominator in most crazed killings...dudes social skills erode, they get more desperate and moar nuts, wanna take down the world with 'em.

C'mon girls, save some lives---pity fuck some awkward goofuses.

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rileyo wrote:i like that she's wearing high heels &stockings to get fucked by dead pigs,that's some real forward thinking metal right there
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He's always been a-ok in my book.
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noah thirteen wrote:I'm pretty sure he's one of the best posters here, if anything he's improved immensely in the last few months. A+ opinions.
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unemployment and envy of those with more.
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Cryptoplasty wrote:unemployment and envy of those with more.
didn't he quit doing DXM as well?
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people get depressed sometimes
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erection problems
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Since he gets nuttier than usual about once a month, maybe he's receiving a "little visitor" during those times... :?
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still one of my favorite posters
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he is a cute lil toothless shit-zu with rabies.
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never quite sure what he's doing, but he's always cornered the market (fun intended) on whatever that something is
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