YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND

[Necrometer]

fuck yes, on point

[Morpheus]

me: you don't have a job. you live with your parents. you hate your life and want to die.
you: you post too much on a messageboard.

Woah whoah woah, sweet child of mine! there's nothing wrong with not having a job and living with your parents, if you use your time constructively.

That's what I do. After getting up a 2.30 P.M., reheating some 2 day old pizza in the microwave, and getting down some fine cinema via youtube, a bit of novel-reading, then roasting myself some vegetables, I had a very constructive 20 minutes looking for work on a jobseekers website, thank you very much.

But as for hating your life and wanting to die... man, I'm glad I'm not there yet.

[Necrometer]

smart ragqueen

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

bet my vag smells better, ross....

[Friendly Goatus]

lol Necrometer says that the pic of Amelia's sharpie covered butt is only kind of revolting and now Amelia has a huge crush on him.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

well, yeah. i haven't been laid in almost 2 weeks, as far as i can remember...and that guy had HAIR...kind of. time for a change, you know?

i could use some SCIENCE all up in deez gutz....

[riley-o]

okay, let's cut all the bullshit. i'll lay my cards out on the table since none of you have the balls to do it.

do you know what it's like to wave goodbye to your mom because you had to leave her at a rehab center for prescription drug abuse?

do you know what it's like to have a father that was never there because his job called for him to be in different states all the time?

the next time you are so quick to judge someone YOU DON'T EVEN FUCKING KNOW maybe you should put down the fucking iphonepodgadget, and look and THINK a little harder about what you are doing.

hahahahahahha really, that's ALL you've got ? your mom abused prescription drugs and daddy wasn't there for you ? your parents ruined your life because your dad was out earning money for the family to eat ? your mom got hooked on oxys ? that's IT ? i'm not going to compare sufferings with you but i assure you well over half the people here went through far, far fucking worse than this junior high drama club shit... i figured you got molested and raped regularly, locked in a shed for weeks at a time while you listened to your stepfather raping your sister or something... jesus christ i'm laughing so hard at you right now i can barely type...

for fuck's sake man that is absolutely pathetic... like pathetic on a level i didn't even know was possible... you can't get a job and move out of your parents' poolhouse because your dad worked out-of-state. you've probably got a psychotherapist justifying this rationalization too, oh my god i'm going to sleep like a baby from all the excitement of laughing my stupid face off......

[monsterod]

I don't envy the guy's upbringing, but I know plenty of people who had it a lot worse. Dad not around? Mom on drugs? Pretty standard around here. I was lucky.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

not reading all of that bitter verbiage! ahoy! what a schnitzel!

[Friendly Goatus]

Trailer trash mom voice.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

damn good thing i'm sterile and hate tornadoes, then...

<3 scroatus

[Friendly Goatus]

Three-packs-a-day-and-gargling-pimply-ballsacks-on-the-side voice

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

woof woof, goatus. woof woof.

[Deleted Account]

The real question that's been forgotten, is if anyone at least checked Ebay if they've got that out of print girlfriend porn Chico was looking for?

[Gunther]

and I'm going to go drink and throw up some more because I inherited my mothers addictive personality.

This is beyond fucking stupid.

[Bored, Esq.]

Inglebert (wtf is your real name?), I see Riley's "cruelty" towards you as someone actually caring enough to take time out of their schedule to criticize your lame life in order to TRY TO PROMPT YOU TO CHANGE IT. The really "cruel" people here don't even reply to you.

RE: what Riley said above, though...yes. I hope you're trolling when you have "revealed" this short list of issues. This is minor league stuff.

[Ghost Dad]

Amelia you should lose the bandana, I don't think it's doing anything for you......

I was just going to type that!

Seriously, let that hair breathe.

[Deleted Account]

What did he say in his initial post about Vin, that he edited?

[riley-o]

i wonder if he inherited his getting all his posts deleted personality from his mom as well ?

[Comrade Slinky]

I wish I had a pool house.

[Erik13]

The real question that's been forgotten, is if anyone at least checked Ebay if they've got that out of print girlfriend porn Chico was looking for?

I thought he faxed it to himself?

[Necrometer]

What did he say in his initial post about Vin, that he edited?

me want know this

[Phritz]

all humperdinck's posts are baleted? on his request or because he finally lost it?

[Deleted Account]

all humperdinck's posts are baleted? on his request or because he finally lost it?

Cybercide.

[Bored, Esq.]

Kind of weird to go to sleep in EST (even as late as I do) and wake up to see the board's streets filled with garbage, like after a parade. PST people suck.