What do you say/yell/declare/mutter when you cum?

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What do you say/yell/declare/mutter when you cum?

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First time, I typically declare "I'm gonna cum!" In case she wants me to pull out or something. After that, I just mutter "Fuck...FUCK!" and bust it.

Other than that, I'm pretty quiet.
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I'm a moaner and a grunter.
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Turd Murder wrote:I'm a moaner and a grunter.
In that order? Like "Ooohhhhh.....UGH!!" :?:
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monsterod wrote:
Turd Murder wrote:I'm a moaner and a grunter.
In that order? Like "Ooohhhhh.....UGH!!" :?:
When I pull out, I go, HEYYY!
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OWW!!
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It's kind of like 'OH FUCK!!!!'

Then a low uncontrollable "heh heh heh heh"... for like five minutes.
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"GO FOR THE EYES YEAAAARHRHGHGHGHHGHG!"
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"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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`HERE WE GO BABY ITS TIME FOR SOME BABY BATTER BUT IM EMPLOYING THE CATHOLIC PULL OUT SO NO BABY BANTER!!!!!`
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Gnarlcosis, 2/10
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Wang Mandu wrote:Gnarlcosis, 2/10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :brokenheart:
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Smear the cheese
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chris narcosis wrote:
Wang Mandu wrote:Gnarlcosis, 2/10

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :brokenheart:
Hey man, you're funnier than that. You're hungover aren't you.

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all bets on this fuck's sexing resembling his posting: so devoid of foresight it screams apathy, and instantly forgettable
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Necrometer wrote:all bets on this fuck's sexing resembling his posting: so devoid of foresight it screams apathy, and instantly forgettable
Jesus christ! You say all that??? How long are your orgasms!?!?!?
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I pin her down and yell "THERE'S NO LOOKING BACK NOW!"
UGH! HEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!
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sorry about the drapes... :oops:
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"nice work!"
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"THIS HURTS YOU"
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