How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

how old are you? if you're over 22 (23 at a stretch) don't waste your time fake-flirting.

if you're like 19 though i'll kill your girlfriend and rape your family to make you mine....

[rape bear]

how old are you? if you're over 22 (23 at a stretch) don't waste your time fake-flirting.

if you're like 19 though i'll kill your girlfriend and rape your family to make you mine....

24

Why just the young ones?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i like them less wrinkly, less hairy, more excited, more energetic, and prettier than i am?!?

24 is fine, i'd store you in my meat locker for sure.

[rape bear]

i like them less wrinkly, less hairy, more excited, more energetic, and prettier than i am?!?

24 is fine, i'd store you in my meat locker for sure.

I think i fall under all those criteria.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

well just what the fuck are you trying to pull? you live in butt-town, america and i'm in portland. if you're just wanting some funky ass pictures (can't imagine why, i post them randomly when i feel like it) you better get your no-man having ass to send me pics of you in a dress or something because i am NOT ABOUT to fuck with your girlfriend and her trust in you!

[rape bear]

well just what the fuck are you trying to pull? you live in butt-town, america and i'm in portland. if you're just wanting some funky ass pictures (can't imagine why, i post them randomly when i feel like it) you better get your no-man having ass to send me pics of you in a dress or something because i am NOT ABOUT to fuck with your girlfriend and her trust in you!

You're not going to be fucking with anyone's trust. I'm just funnin' with you. You're all right. And plus, I never have anyone to talk to this late.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

oh, well then. we could always take this to naked skype...

[rape bear]

oh, well then. we could always take this to naked skype...

I don't know how that shit works.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

me either, actually. whew...LUCKY FOR YOU.

[rape bear]

me either, actually. whew...LUCKY FOR YOU.

Maybe LUCKY FOR YOU...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

this is the closest we'll ever get to having sex

"I LOVE WIGGAZ"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqoqtF6q ... r_embedded<

[rape bear]

this is the closest we'll ever get to having sex

"I LOVE WIGGAZ"
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqoqtF6q ... r_embedded<

For now...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

[rape bear]

Am I having some kind of bizarre text to youtube conversation right now?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

[rape bear]

WHO'S THE ONE FAKE FLIRTING NOW!?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

WHO'S THE ONE FAKE FLIRTING NOW!?

[rape bear]

Well I love you too sweet cheeks. I'm hitting the sack now, but we will resume this later.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

whatever, our love is over. i knew you'd leave eventually...

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

:tounge:

[Wang Mandu]

Can we just run her over instead?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

big talk from little korea over here! didn't you go there to teach since you couldn't DO here?

ha.

[Wang Mandu]

Haha, never heard that one before. Little secret, I only came here because I heard Asian broads are super submissive, love white dudes and have tiny vaginas.

How's waiting tables?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

pretty ok, i'm not in it for the guys with big dicks or wallets! i work hard for short bursts, live well, love life harder, and have lots of free time to work on my hobbies!

so....how's the music scene over there? fulfilling? oh wait, tiny vaginas, sorry. my bad! good for you!

[Scarlet Bro Hansen]