How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
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How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Because vans apparently loom large in her mind she would probably enter any van willingly. VANS. I saw an awesome weird van the other day, it was really blocky and looked European. Vans are stupid unless you are a bussiness which carries small objects various places or keeps tools in them.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
I just did a google search for any real statistics(it failed) but I suspect the white van rapist is actually a myth. With the van talk, also, I bet all the real rapists have moved on to loud muclecars with tinted windows or basically anything but a van.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
I see lots of creepy molester vans all the time. Either the people driving them don't realize what's going on or they ARE molesters.
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You could drive by schools and offer kids candy...and when they take it, just drive away.noah thirteen wrote:I'm no molestor, but I'd love to drive a windowless white van slowly through the city, past schools and orphanages..... then get out and everyone thinks I'm going to molest their children but instead I'm just picking up some lumber or whatever.
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"Vegetables AND we didn't get raped? Awwww...."noah thirteen wrote:Or be all like "come here little timmy, I've got a special surprise for you" and instead of candy or rape it's brocoli and a lecture on eating healthy and staying away from rapists...... hahahahaha.......
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Are roving nutritionists turning your kids against tv-dinners? Tune in to hungryman news at 11 for tips to keep your family safe.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
I've had sex in the Relapse van before. Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Not around here...at least not without getting an awful lot of unwanted attention from the law enforcement community.Bored, Esq. wrote:You could drive by schools and offer kids candy...and when they take it, just drive away.noah thirteen wrote:I'm no molestor, but I'd love to drive a windowless white van slowly through the city, past schools and orphanages..... then get out and everyone thinks I'm going to molest their children but instead I'm just picking up some lumber or whatever.
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Line of coke from point A (her) to point B (Van).
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Ha, flash back to the time Log Lady or someone used the van to ferry around cats to the vet and it smelled like cat piss and vomit for a week.... it was almost impossible to hold down the bong hits....electronicham wrote:Just imagine the smell.....Pip wrote:Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
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They would get candy too.DanBehavingBadly wrote:Not around here...at least not without getting an awful lot of unwanted attention from the law enforcement community.Bored, Esq. wrote:You could drive by schools and offer kids candy...and when they take it, just drive away.noah thirteen wrote:I'm no molestor, but I'd love to drive a windowless white van slowly through the city, past schools and orphanages..... then get out and everyone thinks I'm going to molest their children but instead I'm just picking up some lumber or whatever.
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He may have, but our secret is now out.Chevalier Mal Fet wrote:Ha, flash back to the time Log Lady or someone used the van to ferry around cats to the vet and it smelled like cat piss and vomit for a week.... it was almost impossible to hold down the bong hits....electronicham wrote:Just imagine the smell.....Pip wrote:Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
And Pip... I think Steve wanted that kept secret.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
So what would the Reeelapse van look like? I nominate a green and black A-Team van.
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Re: How shall we get ameiala in the relapse van?
Fuck a van, I can already see the movie: THROW AMELIA FROM A TRAIN.
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Iron Goldie wrote:So what would the Reeelapse van look like? I nominate a green and black A-Team van.
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Pip wrote:I've had sex in the Relapse van before. Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
are you sure? in 2000 i turned 16/weighed 115lbs and had squinty eyes accompanied by a somewhat submissive, calm demeanor with underlying tones of distrust and hatred for the men who paid my wages...
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Pics.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:Pip wrote:I've had sex in the Relapse van before. Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
are you sure? in 2000 i turned 16/weighed 115lbs and had squinty eyes accompanied by a somewhat submissive, calm demeanor with underlying tones of distrust and hatred for the men who paid my wages...
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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I like this lady more than the other relapse "girls" though not as much as the relapse ladies!
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The plate usually says "kids" over it. I've seen them on quite a few conversion vans...
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Other than Smooth there are no Relapse "ladies".VueeeuVueeeeuV wrote:I like this lady more than the other relapse "girls" though not as much as the relapse ladies!
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I would say all the cunted boardmembers are relapse ladies. The relapse girls are the ones that won't let you forget they are girls.
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Suicidal Vaginas is an okay band name. I've heard worse.
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Come on baby, get with the 16yo pics of you all young and naive.rape bear wrote:Pics.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:Pip wrote:I've had sex in the Relapse van before. Luckily, it wasn't with Amelia, though.
are you sure? in 2000 i turned 16/weighed 115lbs and had squinty eyes accompanied by a somewhat submissive, calm demeanor with underlying tones of distrust and hatred for the men who paid my wages...
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.
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well, with the exception of the few pictures my grandma and mom got, none exist?! i was also highly misanthropic (SURPRISE!) and would spend all of my free time reading Schopenhauer, Nietzsche, Kierkegaard, or whatever else i could get my hands on that tore me away from my wretched, miserable existence or justified all of the emotions, thoughts, and ideas i was unable to concisely put into words or make sense of on my own. if anyone tried to converse with me they were often greeted with a blank stare, if with any recognition at all. i also wore a large, floppy hat and oversized clothing. i looked like a bag lady with freckly stick arms poking out. maybe my face was cute, but nobody ever really saw it, so who knows?!
it's like i just...went from 13 to 17. kids!
it's like i just...went from 13 to 17. kids!
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Well, if you ever find some, my PM button is just one click away.
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ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:i would so slap on a strap on and rape his ass.