Obesity and bad rotting teeth can lead to corpsification.
Let's hope for the best!
Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
come on, those cant possibly be his real teeth. dont they have socialized dental up there?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
The dude is fat, which means he is lazy, which means he doesn't take care of his teeth and he is also too fat and lazy to go see a dentist.John Jr. wrote:come on, those cant possibly be his real teeth. dont they have socialized dental up there?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
doesnt he need celebrity status first?
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
One of the first mexicans to sneak into canada isn't enough?ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:doesnt he need celebrity status first?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
He was also the last, if it makes you feel better.Vagectomy wrote:One of the first mexicans to sneak into canada isn't enough?ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:doesnt he need celebrity status first?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
it doesBored, Esq. wrote:He was also the last, if it makes you feel better.Vagectomy wrote:One of the first mexicans to sneak into canada isn't enough?ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:doesnt he need celebrity status first?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
I don't know man...I'm pretty fat and lazy and I've got some wicked healthy teeth.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
List of things SD needs to Haim it up
1. A best friend with the same first name as him.
2. A drug problem that he admits.
3. A few awesome movies/projects that he made 20+ years ago.
4. A failed tv show.
5. To be white.
6. Resentment for his buddies that made it and still have fame.
1. A best friend with the same first name as him.
2. A drug problem that he admits.
3. A few awesome movies/projects that he made 20+ years ago.
4. A failed tv show.
5. To be white.
6. Resentment for his buddies that made it and still have fame.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
What's happening in here?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
Vanessa America wrote:What's happening in here?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
HA HA!! IGNORE LISTS ARE SO GAY!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
c'mon. that dude must be really nice once you get to know him.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
eddie munster wrote:c'mon. that dude must be really nice once you get to know him.
I HOPE HE USES AS MANY `...`s IRL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
Fuck, I don't have too much longer to go then I reckon....Vagectomy wrote:Obesity and bad rotting teeth can lead to corpsification.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
Why would dying make him the next Corey Haim? Other people have died since. Dying is probably the least notable or defining thing Corey Haim ever did. If you were to index every conceivable characteristic you could use to compare one human being to another, being dead would probably be the most commonly possessed attribute. If Soiled Depends died, for any reason, that would make him Corey Haim's successor in the most marginal way imaginable, by comparison to any other route of succession.
Soiled Depends: the next Princess Di?
Soiled Depends: the next Shakespeare?
Soiled Depends: the next Java Man?
Soiled Depends: the next Princess Di?
Soiled Depends: the next Shakespeare?
Soiled Depends: the next Java Man?
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
I hope soiled depends don't die! I also dont give a fuck about corey haim, fucker lived more happily than 99.93 percent of every human who ever lived.
Exterminate. EXTERMINATE!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:doesnt he need celebrity status first?
well I don't know about the celebrity part...that part always came naturally to me...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
soiled depends wrote:ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR wrote:doesnt he need celebrity status first?
well I don't know about the celebrity part...that part always came naturally to me...
FAT CELEBRITY BOOT CAMP!!!!!!!!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
tell me about it...fuck....the party's over man!!! put it through your enpuck-ed skull!!
Let retard here call the shots....haha, yeah...
Let retard here call the shots....haha, yeah...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
soiled depends wrote:tell me about it...fuck....the party's over man!!! put it through your enpuck-ed skull!!
Let retard here call the shots....haha, yeah...
YOU WOULDNT LAST 2 FUCKEN MINUTES!!!!!!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
you'll need two jars for those fake choppers when I'm done with you you fuckin charva...
does your employer know that you are a cold hearted animal murderer in addition to being an insatiable pervert?-meatgrease
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
only a fundamentally insecure asshole would relish in the death of domesticated cats-chad
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
that is so necrometer.Vanessa America wrote:What's happening in here?
SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
caldwell.the.great wrote:but no other member here does exactly what ThE GodDamN BattletweeteR does, not even the other trolls.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
sounds like your real susceptible to stolkholm syndrome.eddie munster wrote:c'mon. that dude must be really nice once you get to know him.
I AM AN INTELLECTUAL FUCKING COMBATANT OF GOD, I AM TOO TOUGH TO CARE WHAT YOU THINK.
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
soiled depends wrote:you'll need two jars for those fake choppers when I'm done with you you fuckin charva...
LETS FUCKIN AVE IT THEN CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Soiled "fatass" Depends, the next Haim?
Nothing important. My post pretty much sums it up.Vanessa America wrote:What's happening in here?
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noah thirteen wrote:Just imagine a giant cookie buying tortillas on a shit load of ambien.....Friendly Goatus wrote:I didn't have any tortillas before I took the ambien, Noah. I'm a sharp cookie. I know things.