What is the meanest thing someone trying to have sex with...

[rape bear]

Well it obviously wasn't the right combination.

He's out there for you Hana! I promise!

cheering on my finding the right sweaty for butt sex is just...

Switched my gears. It's no longer all about the buttsecks. I'm just looking out for you now. I'm in a good mood and up way too late.

[hana maru]

Even if it's true that buttspermies can get a girl preggers, the chances of this must be so low. Like sub .1% low. We take greater chances than that driving cars, walking, getting out of bed in the morning. Why would someone get bent out of shape over this possibility and not the everyday possibility of dying from a meteor falling on your head?

oh yeah, i know chances are realllllllllllllllllly low. in my case, who the f knows (ovulation has not been my forte) - i haven't been on the pill in years (it's evil, evil, evil for some girls). didn't even think about that possibility until AFTER and then i worried my stupid head off for a while.

[hana maru]

Switched my gears. It's no longer all about the buttsecks. I'm just looking out for you now. I'm in a good mood and up way too late.

in that case, thanks! (posi thoughts appreciated.)

[krudmonk]

THAT'S ONE WAY TO GET A SHITTY KID AM I RIGHT LOL

[heresy is progress]

not the meanest, but the most boner-killing-est:

"baby, you wanna get your dick wet?"

[krudmonk]

not the meanest, but the most boner-killing-est:

"baby, you wanna get your dick wet?"

A girl uses guy slang and you lose your mojo? Fuck off, nancy.

[Friendly Goatus]

That's not as bad as "I want you inside me!"

Dumb girls who get all their moves from women's magazines... most of that shit is horribly wrong.

[heresy is progress]

not the meanest, but the most boner-killing-est:

"baby, you wanna get your dick wet?"

A girl uses guy slang and you lose your mojo? Fuck off, nancy.

haha maybe so. you had to have been there.

to say the least - I wasn't being really picky. nice gal, but her hot days were definitely in her rearview. picture some danzig metal chick 10 years past the "use-by-date". The way she said it - It just came out all gravelly and phlegmy sounding...

[Wang Mandu]

I'm still grossed out by Tujofa's nonchalance at blowing a load inside some random barfly's butt.

[monsterod]

A guy nuts in a hot girls ass and you fags wretch like you just stepped in shit. Get over it.

[Wang Mandu]

I take it you never saw the pic of Tujofa's ex, Michael "Jackson" Sanchez.

[riley-o]

A guy nuts in a hot girls ass and you fags wretch like you just stepped in shit. Get over it.

haha, list of people to whom i'm never going to listen to about what's "cool" re: sex

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

so mari thinks i'm ugly...interesting.

What!? No. YOU make yourself out to be ugly, girl! It's none of my doing.

haha, aw. i thought you were just being catty or mean! for some reason when other girls insult my appearance (or when i perceive that they are doing so) it's more jarring than anything. i don't know...i'm so low-key, faux-dirty, and harmless that it blows me away. i'm never competition, so i expect ladies to be nicer, haha....

in any case, we've been over this -- i should not have a vagina. i feel guilty and sad all of the time, consistently awkward...

i turned down two guaranteed mens tonight (after accepting a free morphine pill and a drink, of course) citing my need to wake up before noon to play drums. guy 1 was "you can sleep on my couch and play the drums in my basement in the morning!" welp, no. those are my ex's (his bandmate's) drums. i'd rather play on an untainted set, without a true audience.

2010

fuck me, i apologize for any posts made after this. on the slope and hope to sleep soonish...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

There's a sweaty out there for you, Hana, who's combination of wit and dashing good looks will one day open those gates and that is how you will know he's the one.

what? charming people SUCK. trust me. i'm actually charming, i know...

[Friendly Goatus]

A guy nuts in a hot girls ass and you fags wretch like you just stepped in shit. Get over it.

You realize you're speaking about Tujofa, right? I don't think "hot" applies...

[Bored, Esq.]

Is it really that unreasonable to think that cum could drip out of a girls anus and into her vagina?

If that actually happened, that spermatozoon DESERVES to fucking live.

Zune!

Totally agree with this sentiment, btw. Tujefe has sperm that make a run for the border...

[Dr Yail Bloor]

not the meanest, but the most boner-killing-est:

"baby, you wanna get your dick wet?"

A girl uses guy slang and you lose your mojo? Fuck off, nancy.

I dunno. I had a girl say once, "Come on my boobies!" like three times in a row and all I could think of was, "Fucking boobies?? What are you, eight?"

was she nine or ten??

[chris narcosis]

Though she almost made up for it the time she said, "Glaze my face".

hahahah excellent!

[krudmonk]

not the meanest, but the most boner-killing-est:

"baby, you wanna get your dick wet?"

A girl uses guy slang and you lose your mojo? Fuck off, nancy.

haha maybe so. you had to have been there.

to say the least - I wasn't being really picky. nice gal, but her hot days were definitely in her rearview. picture some danzig metal chick 10 years past the "use-by-date". The way she said it - It just came out all gravelly and phlegmy sounding...

I was kidding, guy. I don't even like when my friend jokingly uses that phrase. Not a fan of explicitly filthy talk in general.

[BUNGVOX]

"Glaze my face".

that would have made me hit the ejac button right quick.

[Teufel]

The meanest thing I ever said to a girl was "I wish your tits were as big as your mom's." Thank fuck for girls with low self esteem...

[EEEOOOEEEOOOEEEOOO]

Probably "we can stop if you want."

[Pistol Whip]

I read it out loud in a retarded mexican voice.

Whats funny is I sound like the whitest kid you know. But leave it to some caucasian numbskull to think every Mexican talks like Speedy Gonzales.

[Friendly Goatus]

I read it out loud in a retarded mexican voice.

Whats funny is I sound like the whitest kid you know. But leave it to some caucasian numbskull to think every Mexican talks like Speedy Gonzales.

Tujofa... I live in central california. Also called Hispanifornia.