Bored, Esq. wrote:Don't have anything really cruel said to me but I remember being 21 and fingering my GF at the time, who was 26, and she wasn't really into it so her pussy was dry...I remember asking her, "Is this what happens when you get old?"
Such an asshole.
Hahahaha!
Bored001 wrote:34 is still wet behind the ears...it's not that you're getting older, you're getting smarter.
Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.
I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.
Hahahaha!
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.
I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.
Hahahaha!
Yeah thats why it isn't a good idea to make the butt sex with Mexican girls.
But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.
Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.
delmuerte wrote:Yeah, I remember her. That's why I used a rubber on that'un.
Pistol Whip wrote:Ugh Leon just wanted to let you know that Raven had a few STD's in her day.
Edit: Also, I think that was way later, because those bands didn't tour before 2000 when I first hooked up. Regardless, I knew better.
Pistol Whip wrote:Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.]
delmuerte wrote:Yeah, but I was boffing those fags already.
Pistol Whip wrote:Yeah good call because if you hadn't not only would you have been sleeping with her but you would of also been sleeping with members of Moonspell and Shagrath from Dimu.]
another time i was disrobing and the guy was visibly disappointed by the flop of my pancakes when i took that pushup bra off. i think he's the only one to decide he didn't want to continue going full swing after seeing me partially naked. i mean he didn't say anything, but a look can say a lot hahahah...he was going bald anyway, whatever. pfft...
Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:so mari thinks i'm ugly...interesting.
another time i was disrobing and the guy was visibly disappointed by the flop of my pancakes when i took that pushup bra off. i think he's the only one to decide he didn't want to continue going full swing after seeing me partially naked. i mean he didn't say anything, but a look can say a lot hahahah...he was going bald anyway, whatever. pfft...
hahahahaha..
That's one thing I'm happy about. I might be getting grey already, but I don't think I'm going bald.
