It could have been worse...Tony Twist wrote:It wasn't something she said with her mouth. Last time I got laid I was doing this chick from behind and she fucking farted on me.
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It could have been worse...Tony Twist wrote:It wasn't something she said with her mouth. Last time I got laid I was doing this chick from behind and she fucking farted on me.
Dad wrote:Pizza nigga
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
hahahaha...riley-o wrote:i would refuse to sleep with you because you're hideously ugly on both the outside and inside
Junie Browning wrote:Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family!
Wormholegenerator wrote:
It's actually a little uncanny towards the end of it...Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:tht my farley impression, streve
I dunno... It kind of seems like you do have a "problem" with it, and you accentuate it as a way to backlash. Kind of like making fun of yourself, before anyone else has the chance to make fun of you, in an attempt to take the sting out of their slings and arrows.Pyrite Medal of Ignorance wrote:hahaha, i can kind of see it! how would that be insulting? if i had a problem with being ugly i wouldn't contort my face to accentuate it, would i?
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
And a poor use of commas...riley-o wrote:mari bringing some heat
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
Bored013 wrote:I've spoke to a few girls after they've been raped...there is of course the pain, the violence, the degradation...but there is also the question. "Why did he leave?"
hana maru wrote:..i've dealt with tiny dicked men pounding on my girl parts for minutes at a time.
ungodlywarlock wrote:
Junie Browning wrote:Do you know who I am? I will kill you and rape your family!
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*raises hand*LIVERWRECKER wrote:I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before.....
Was sucking this dudes weiner and had gum in my mouth. I can keep it in there while doing the deed without it being in the way. Anyway, he found out that I had gum in my mouth while sucking his dick and got so pissed at me. Was telling me off and so I put him in my car and and dropped him off wherever I felt like it. (Some weird place in San Francisco)
Who the fuck complains about a blowjob?!?!
GAY
Pisscubes wrote:"Females, as a whole, are horrible, souless creatures bent on the destruction of males".
:tounge:Mari_Mar wrote:*raises hand*LIVERWRECKER wrote:I'm pretty sure I've told this story on here before.....
Was sucking this dudes weiner and had gum in my mouth. I can keep it in there while doing the deed without it being in the way. Anyway, he found out that I had gum in my mouth while sucking his dick and got so pissed at me. Was telling me off and so I put him in my car and and dropped him off wherever I felt like it. (Some weird place in San Francisco)
Who the fuck complains about a blowjob?!?!
GAY
you some kinda queer?electronicham wrote:You didn't have the common courtesy to spit out the gum? What the fuck? I bet there was no flavor to it already because if there was flavor, he would have OBVIOUSLY saw you put it in before you mowed down on his crotch. This is total bullshit and I am offended