What is the meanest thing someone trying to have sex with...

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you has said?

for me...

"aww, why can't you be hotter?!"



we were already naked and doing it!

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

also, someone else that i didn't do it with said that too, citing it for the reason they wouldn't do me. bad personality, not a dealbreaker. being fat and fugly? oh yeah.

[Ogre of Disgust]

LOCK

[rape bear]

I was having THE PROBLEMS and some chick told me that maybe if one of my guy friends was there, that it would help.

She was promptly taken home.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

she thought you would get in the BONE ZONE if he were there!?!??!


hahahhaahha
man oh man


ive never been done by two guys at once

that would be called rape, i think

[Ghost Dad]

Get some self-esteem and have sex with decent people.

[rape bear]

she thought you would get in the BONE ZONE if he were there!?!??!


hahahhaahha
man oh man


ive never been done by two guys at once

that would be called rape, i think

Hahaha she totally did. She had done the whole gay joke thing before, but then she took it to the next fucking level.

p.s. You're not thinking of rape, you're thinking of fucking party central.

[rape bear]

Get some self-esteem and have sex with decent people.

Eh... everyone fucks up sometimes.

[Ghost Dad]

"We suck LOL" as I'm awkwardly banging a girl taller than me for the first time.

[riley-o]

i would refuse to sleep with you because you're hideously ugly on both the outside and inside

[riley-o]

lock the thread

[rape bear]

I was having THE PROBLEMS and some chick told me that maybe if one of my guy friends was there, that it would help.

She was promptly taken home.

oh man... lol.

Yeah. It's one of those things where I kind of can't believe she actually said it lol.

[The Real MPD]

eagerly anticipating "-depressive".

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i would refuse to sleep with you because you're hideously ugly on both the outside and inside

[riley-o]

you've got the attitude and personality of the person at the party who everyone hates and wishes would shut up, but no one wants to say anything because it'll only make it worse

[father of lies]

Can't we all just get along and talk about rape bear's inadequacies?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you've got the attitude and personality of the person at the party who everyone hates and wishes would shut up, but no one wants to say anything because it'll only make it worse

[Krieg]

So, this car is yours?

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

you are uglier than your car?



that's why i'm a fan of hot dudes in sputtering, rusted gremlins. they look stunning anyway, but in comparison even better...

[Friendly Goatus]

you've got the attitude and personality of the person at the party who everyone hates and wishes would shut up, but no one wants to say anything because it'll only make it worse

I never really though about it that way. That's perfect.

[Krieg]

you are uglier than your car?

You do not know what car was.

[Friendly Goatus]

You do not know what car was.

lol

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

i have an adam's apple and i want to stim goat's taint widit

[Friendly Goatus]

Someone needs to take that webcam away from you. You've made like 20 of those videos tonight alone.

[Pyrite Medal of Ignorance]

less than 10. tell me i'm not adorable when i'm drunk. I THINK I AM. where's x narcosis? that faggot understands self-love late at night...