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electronicham wrote:

LIVERWRECKER wrote:

electronicham wrote:You didn't have the common courtesy to spit out the gum? What the fuck? I bet there was no flavor to it already because if there was flavor, he would have OBVIOUSLY saw you put it in before you mowed down on his crotch. This is total bullshit and I am offended

you some kinda queer?

Listen....this is America...I have some fucking standards and one of those does not involve TRIDENT

Teufel wrote:I had one girl shout out "Fuck me, you faggot!"

43°29′28″N 83°23′49″W wrote:Reminds me of that episode of Californication where Duchovny was banging that chick doggy style and she screams out "Fuck me with your BIG BLACK COCK!!!".

Pisscubes wrote:

delmuerte wrote:Wow. Man. Yikes.

The PS here is that 3 years later I'm at a GWAR show and I see her up on stage getting fed to the World Maggot.

Pisscubes wrote:One night my freshman year of college I had a threesome with one chick I really wanted to do and her rail-thin, sharp beaked, too many piercings and acne-faced totally scummy metal head chick friend. But, fuck it. It was two chicks at once was my drunken thinking.

The next night I'm in my dorm room and there's a knock on the door. It's the scummy metal chick (of course it couldn't be the hot chick from the threesome). She's loaded. I'm loaded. We just start going at it. I go down on her for a while until she comes then she starts going down on me. After a while, I know I'm going to go off so to be a nice guy I tell her, "I'm going to come."

She looks up at me with a face caught between boredom and eye rolling and says sarcastically, "Good for you". She then put it back in her mouth and I shot into the back of her throat. She spat it out on my bed and then took a Bush Lite out of her bag, opened it and drank it down.

SPOILERSPOILER_SHOW

Pisscubes wrote: haha-- no pain here. I actually think it's a hilarious story. This is the kind of shit you should be experiencing when you're 18 and 19, right?

Pisscubes wrote:One night my freshman year of college I had a threesome with one chick I really wanted to do and her rail-thin, sharp beaked, too many piercings and acne-faced totally scummy metal head chick friend. But, fuck it. It was two chicks at once was my drunken thinking.

The next night I'm in my dorm room and there's a knock on the door. It's the scummy metal chick (of course it couldn't be the hot chick from the threesome). She's loaded. I'm loaded. We just start going at it. I go down on her for a while until she comes then she starts going down on me. After a while, I know I'm going to go off so to be a nice guy I tell her, "I'm going to come."

She looks up at me with a face caught between boredom and eye rolling and says sarcastically, "Good for you". She then put it back in her mouth and I shot into the back of her throat. She spat it out on my bed and then took a Bush Lite out of her bag, opened it and drank it down.

Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.


I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.

Bored, Esq. wrote:Don't have anything really cruel said to me but I remember being 21 and fingering my GF at the time, who was 26, and she wasn't really into it so her pussy was dry...I remember asking her, "Is this what happens when you get old?"

Such an asshole.

Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.


I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.

Mari_Mar wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:Doing it with some random barfly, put it in her butt, and she turns around all scared and says "oh my god I ate Jalapenos earlier." Didn't see what the big deal was until an hour later I noticed a burning sensation on the tip of my dick. It ended up being a Jalapeno seed that got stuck inside my wang and had to be removed by a doctor with tweezers.


I don't think what she said was mean but fuck this is all i got.

Hahahaha!

Pistol Whip wrote:But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.

riley-o wrote:

Pistol Whip wrote:But on a side note she was on the pill so I got to paint her butt walls with all the cum my weiner could vomit.

wait...

wait a minute...

...what ?!

monsterod wrote:I know Mexican chicks get knocked up easily, but...are you really worried about ass-to-vag babies enough to not nut in the butt?